Hank Scorpio Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Wee fannies hitting my front windows They tried to post it through the letter box, but failed, somehow. If anything else comes through i'm gonna go and chase them, catch one, and beat him into a human-like pulp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Why? What are they up to? Not sure actually ,if last sat was anything to go by not a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I really cannot be arsed today. There was some c**t running about the building last night at about 4am, hammering on doors and roaring his head off. I'm sitting in one of the computer labs waiting on my 3pm lecture and I'm being regailed from all angles by tales of "random" nights out, in which "crazy" cocktails and "wacky" four-pint pitchers of some watery American lagery pish were consumed, followed by getting home at *gasp* 11pm and waking up, like, totally hungover this "morning" at 12:30pm. I feel like going Postal on these arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Stand up and shit on the desk, that'll freak them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 They tried to post it through the letter box, but failed, somehow. If anything else comes through i'm gonna go and chase them, catch one, and beat him into a human-like pulp. Mission accomplished 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yes, yes they are.I'm also starting classes and stuff again today, and I've already missed one. Great start! I also really, really don't want to have to buy books today. I think my bank account might just shit itself and die. You buy books? Ponce! I am scheduled for a load of classes, Im even teaching a module for non computing students (Digital Media). However, Im not back for a couple weeks yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 If you don't think that 95% of students are c***s, then you are one of the c***s.*voices in head* "hmm, I'd really just like to go to the pub and drink pints of generic lager, but I better down a plethora of horrible tasting shots to keep the wackiness metre suitably high" Oi! Yes, 95% of students are c***s, but I actually prefer to do lots of shots inbetween pints to keep me interested. You must all hate me so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What's annoying me at the moment is when you buy anything remotely electrical - for example an electric toothbrush - you have to cut open the packaging with scissors to open it. I've also had to do this with a pair of cheap headphones and a plug adapter. When did they decide to do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What's annoying me at the moment is when you buy anything remotely electrical - for example an electric toothbrush - you have to cut open the packaging with scissors to open it. I've also had to do this with a pair of cheap headphones and a plug adapter. When did they decide to do this? Been like that for quite a while. Prevents people from popping open the packaging and stealing bits and bobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Been like that for quite a while. Prevents people from popping open the packaging and stealing bits and bobs. Also stops you from using the 28 days return policy because you can't return it 'as sold'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 You buy books? Ponce! I am scheduled for a load of classes, Im even teaching a module for non computing students (Digital Media). However, Im not back for a couple weeks yet! Oh, I've had a haircut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Andy, when the f**k did they make you a mod?! Must have missed that. Congrats and best of luck... you'll probably need it. You'd think people would learn lessons from the other Raith Rovers fan in power. He's doing a great job at East Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Oi! Yes, 95% of students are c***s, but I actually prefer to do lots of shots inbetween pints to keep me interested. You must all hate me so much. I like to drink straight vodka with ice, but I do it because I like it. As long as it's not a blatant attempt to fit in and look cool then I will let you off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I like to drink straight vodka with ice, but I do it because I like it. As long as it's not a blatant attempt to fit in and look cool then I will let you off. You've met me, you should be able to take a reasonable guess about how well I fit in and look cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 The next 2 to 3 weeks conversations with EVERYONE will be about the outcome of Sunday's OF match. I don't mind it when they talk about it the next couple of days after, but where I'm from, nobody will stop talking about it for weeks. Pals, teachers, bloke in the shop - everyone. It's a fucking nightmare, especially as I couldn't give a shit about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Nag - wanky students attending lectures in those fosters cowboy hats acting the big men and thinking Stirling is the best night out on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Nag - wanky students attending lectures in those fosters cowboy hats acting the big men and thinking Stirling is the best night out on the planet. Stirling is the best night out on the planet! Ive actually found myself sticking up for students on here recently, even though most of them are wankers. They get such an unjust slagging sometimes. Edited February 12, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Stirling is the best night out on the planet!Ive actually found myself sticking up for students on here recently, even though most of them are wankers. They get such an unjust slagging sometimes. I'm going to make my judgement for Uni for this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'm going to make my judgement for Uni for this! Im a small town boy. I find the likes of Glasgow and Edinburgh too big, and places like Falkirk and Arbroath I find a bit too small. Stirling for me is alright though. Decent number of pubs, theres a good ale'y place for a pint (the Hogs), a couple shot pubs, a few standard places (Outback, Nicky Tams, O'Neills), some pre club placess, a couple different clubs (Fubar for your standard clubbing experience and Enigma for some proper space to dance), some decent takeaways, a couple 24 hour garages, pretty nice girls, and its small enough so I can stagger home to my own bed late at night. What the hell could be better than that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What's annoying me at the moment is when you buy anything remotely electrical - for example an electric toothbrush - you have to cut open the packaging with scissors to open it. I've also had to do this with a pair of cheap headphones and a plug adapter. When did they decide to do this? Bang on. I bought some cables and they are all unpenatrable. It took me over anhour to find a pair of scissors aswell. Stirling is the best night out on the planet!Ive actually found myself sticking up for students on here recently, even though most of them are wankers. They get such an unjust slagging sometimes. Stirling is a shit night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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