Guest stennyhibee Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 I'm Maddy McCann, yeah the real Maddy McCann. That bitch fi Morrocco in the papers was just imitating. So won't the real Maddy McCann please stand up, please stand up?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 BBC, are reporting that she might be in India. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaKnollBoy Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 BBC, are reporting that she might be in India. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 A very interesting (and long) article here. Clicky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seamus Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Dispatches on Channel four at 9pm (searching for Madelaine) should be worth a look tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Dispatches on Channel four at 9pm (searching for Madelaine) should be worth a look tonight. That'd be some story if they'd had her for all that time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Anne Enright has had a right dig in her blog. I wonder what Philharmonica will have to say about this? Anne Enright Blog Entry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glasgowjag Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Dispatches on Channel four at 9pm (searching for Madelaine) should be worth a look tonight. what a shitey programme told you feck all, just an excuse for some expolice to go swaning about in portugal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I just can't feel sorry for Kate because she has small tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seamus Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 what a shitey programmetold you feck all, just an excuse for some expolice to go swaning about in portugal Too true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I just can't feel sorry for Kate because she has small tits Did everyone else miss this gem of a story? What kind of mother would say that, and what kind of granny would say that to the papers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 One of the tabloids this morning had a story that claimed Kate had been visited by Maddie's ghost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Did everyone else miss this gem of a story?What kind of mother would say that, and what kind of granny would say that to the papers? I read that yesterday, how pathetic! And as Leckie pointed out, her appearance has probably helped her. No, Kate, if you were fatter and not so middle class, you would have even less sympathy and you'd have been under suspicion far more quickly. Daft bint. Remember Sarah Payne? Who didn't sit there and think 'Hm, that father had something to do with it', he was a right scruffy looking git. And, while I can't actually think of any more specific names, several times recently kids have gone missing, and you know a lot of the public are thinking 'The parents did it'. The McCanns were spared that, for the most part, for no reason other than 'They're a bit posher than some of us, and they're doctors'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 where is Philomena..I miss her waddling past the press with a cheeky glint in her eye that says "I just ate a two Iceland Black Forest gateaux and never waited for them to defrost" Where would this world be without amateur sleuths..the hardy boys, nancy drew, the famous five, angela lansbury and miss marples...there is tangible evidence available if you watch daytime tv to prove using gobshites to investigate crimes has a 100% clear up rate. C'mon police act now and use Philomena. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 More comedy gold from www.madeleinemccann.co.uk ... Ideas for helping find Maddie... ▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Nine: Get American actor/songwriter Will Smith re-release his single "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" with updated lyrics for Maddy. The song even starts off in a relevant way: "Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down." - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. ▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Seven: Shouldn’t the car that Robert Murat hired be tested by forensic scientists. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. ▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy: Barrel rolls save lives. Have an air show in support of Maddie. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. ▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy One: Get Rick Astley Re-release the song Never Gonna Give You Up. Because we're never gonna give her up, Never gonna let her down,Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. ▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy Three: In the next edition of Merlin's Premier League Sticker Album, have the top player's sticker for each club replaced with a sticker of Maddy eg. Steven Gerrard for Liverpool - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Where would this world be without amateur sleuths..the hardy boys, nancy drew, the famous five, angela lansbury and miss marples...there is tangible evidence available if you watch daytime tv to prove using gobshites to investigate crimes has a 100% clear up rate. Surely this is a story just made for the unique (well apart from Auntie Phil) twin detective-pathologist skills of Quincy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Surely this is a story just made for the unique (well apart from Auntie Phil) twin detective-pathologist skills of Quincy? Quincy would find her then ride the arse of Kate on his yacht. The dirty b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Did everyone else miss this gem of a story?What kind of mother would say that, and what kind of granny would say that to the papers? It would seem I have done... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 More comedy gold from www.madeleinemccann.co.uk ...Ideas for helping find Maddie... ▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Nine: Get American actor/songwriter Will Smith re-release his single "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" with updated lyrics for Maddy. The song even starts off in a relevant way: "Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down." - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down So sit right there and take of your shoes Ill tell you how I became the princess of a town called Praia da Luz. Im Northern England born and raised In the apartment is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Mum and Dad ate and drank beside the pool When a dodgy baddy undid my rooms lock Started making trouble in my apartment block I rattled him with Cuddle Cat and pulled at his hair The Glaswegian in me came out and I fought like a bear. He whistled for a hire car and when it came near the Licensplate said 'Baddy' and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this hire car was rare But I thought now forget it, he might be taking me to the fair. We pulled up to a house about quarter past nine And I yelled to the baddy you'll get jail plus a fine Big Philomena emerged and took me up the stairs I then woke up sweating, I'd had a nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside down So sit right there and take of your shoes Ill tell you how I became the princess of a town called Praia da Luz. Im Northern England born and raised In the apartment is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Mum and Dad ate and drank beside the pool When a dodgy baddy undid my rooms lock Started making trouble in my apartment block I rattled him with Cuddle Cat and pulled at his hair The Glaswegian in me came out and I fought like a bear. He whistled for a hire car and when it came near the Licensplate said 'Baddy' and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this hire car was rare But I thought now forget it, he might be taking me to the fair. We pulled up to a house about quarter past nine And I yelled to the baddy you'll get jail plus a fine Big Philomena emerged and took me up the stairs I then woke up sweating, I'd had a nightmare. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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