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For Whom the Bell Tolls. Second attempt. Gave up about half way through a few years ago but it really connected with me this time and in the end one of the best things I've read.

"Included in the wage costs are the terminations of football management and coaching staff who were replaced within the year." Nice wee earner for Jack Ross. Two year deal, seven games. Little wonder he's done with football management.

Underworld - Dark and Long (Dark Train)

New Order. Will be seven in the summer at Wythenshawe Park. Charlatans must be not far behind.

Looks like Morton are going to be that team for us this season. At least we have a game in hand. Oh yeah, f**k.

Hopefully a standing section and a home end again.

Beale out.

Trying to think of a United player I've actively disliked more than Watt but drawing a blank. The fact we're chucking about 4 grand a week at this waste of space to breathe out his sizable arse for an hour each week in the Championship sums the club up really. And the captain's armband too of course, which I'm assuming is some sort of cod psychology from the fraud in the dugout.

Trying to get my head around the referee on today saying he used to pretend he was a Dumbarton supporter but he's a Celtic fan and never hidden it.

They were never really a B grade team, more of a weirdly underperforming one. Those squads that failed to qualify for the World Cup in '90 and '94 had some incredible players.

A bitter pill to swallow is having your head separated from the rest of your body for fancying other blokes, Jermaine. Though never a pen, tbf.

Clearly not a vintage German team but always prefer to avoid the hosts. Would take Spain from that, they're not that great and potentially flaky as f**k as we've already shown. No doubt we'll get England or France though. Albania the obvious choice for pot 2 though I'd worry we'd find a way of fucking that up in typically Scottish style . Glad we can't face Croatia or the Czechs again. Pot 4 anyone but Italy please.

Reluctant to write off Grimshaw just yet as he's not played in his favoured position. Certainly not the most graceful though, looks like he should be gouging someone's eyes in an octagon. Little wonder he was popular in Greenock. Agree we definitely need a right back in the door in January. If there's no money available, which seems likely, put Freeman out somewhere and bring in a boringly competent young guy on loan from down south.

Away. If it was next week I'd be concerned but we should have been playing the bairns and Dave Bowman in this tournament from the start.

Paul Dixon warming up.

Hahaha

Filled the goal at least.

Is that Pickford?

He's Shenked that.

Lucky Emily Bronte, Mark Twain, Derek Walcott, Jack Kerouac and hunners of others are all deed then. Irvine Welsh's balls are still swinging though, fire in.

Terry Hall and The Lightning Seeds - Sense

The Scot Foam Stadium and Tannadice, taken from the Law Hill last Thursday.

Steel Pulse - Sound System

He wasn't given a squad number this season.

This part is Aberdeen's fault, tbf.