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There's a guy below the camera who sounds like he's about to have an aneurysm. Assuming the ball was well over the line for the second? Hard to tell from the stream.

Always associated it with MacDiarmid. I think the particular Scottishness of it was in relation to Scots and its relationship with the culturally dominant English language, and how those contradictions give shape to our culture and identity. English in the classroom, Scots in the playground. The example given in the video about about Glasgow and Edinburgh seems spurious though and pretty common throughout the world.

Backies oot shit from both teams, surprised it's taken this long for a goal.

Is there a particular reason why Villa fans hate Lee Johnson or are they just good judges of character?

Thommo at half time.

You seem surprised?

Week 3 - Hamilton

Airdrie 2 Inverness 1 Ayr 0 Dundee United 1 Dunfermline 2 Raith 2 Morton 2 Arbroath 0 Partick 3 Queens Park 2

The Gun Club - Sex Beat

He's gubbed as well.

They did a similar number on us last year. We booked flights trough a third party so they made us complete some online security verification pish before we could check in 24 hours before departure. Each time I tried it would crash at the final page before getting a message saying I had tried too many times and my account was locked. Called them and they unlocked it only for the same thing to happen again. Called back and was told I could do it at the airport but the somewhat pertinent detail that it would cost £165 for me, the wife and daughter was omitted from this advice and only brought up at the desk at Prestwick. Very early flight so had no choice but to pay it. Tried to complain after the holiday but their customer service is a Kafkaesque nightmare and eventually gave up despite them admitting their online security racket doesn't work well on a Safari browser. They are Satan's Sperm.

Half tempted by this but forecast putting me off, big jessie that I am.

One for the neutrals.

The Cramps - I Was a Teenage Werewolf

True, glass half full, I like it. Just reading that, and Dundee Scotland's foremost yo-yo club since league reconstruction. They should stick that on the website with the Tennents Sixes.

Dunfermline are Scotland's most relegated club, no?

Sebadoh - Flame

Week 2 - Rangers

1. Dundee United 2. Inverness 3. Raith 4. Airdrie 5. Ayr United 6. Patrick Thistle 7. Dunfermline 8. Greenock Morton 9. Arbroath 10. Queens Park

Week 1 - Dundee United.

Godspeed to our East Angus brethren for the forthcoming season but simply cannot conceive of any other outcome than an away win for the unstoppable Scott McMann and his boys in green.

Do you no live in leafy Carsnootie?

Strange way to celebrate 100 years of Dundee United by wearing the colours we stopped wearing at that point, though it appears to be annoying the keyboard smashers on Facebook so I'm all for it.

Have we signed the boy who ran on to the pitch at Ross County to lamp Liam Fox, in the Shed there behind Meekison? He deserves to get a squad number, to be fair.

We must be the leakiest club in Scotland, our starting 11 available across social media and various forums since at least Robbie Neilson's stint, if not longer. Actually I'm sure I remember the 2015 League Cup final line-up being posted on here the day before the game. As welcoming as it is to hear Freeman's been dropped, can't help but think we're bad enough as it is without notifying the opposition of our plans up to 24 hours before the game every week and the club employee(s) with loose lips should probably pack it in.