I was sitting on the bog last week and heard this buzzing. It was a wasp buzzing against the bog window. When it landed on the wall next to me I skelped it with the book I was reading on said bog. 'That's a relief', I thought, 'wouldn't like to get stung on the arse'. But lo-and-be-fucking-hold, there was another wasp buzzing against the window. Again i had to wait until it landed in an area where I could squish the mofo, at the same time being quite immobile while taking a dump. Eventually I was able to squish it. I was very relieved, but to my horror there were another 2 wasps buzzing against the window trying to get in. I finished my dump, wiped my arse, checked the windows to ensure they couldn't get in and then got the feck out of there. It was like Hitchcock's Birds, but with wasps. Totally ruined what was until then a very pleasant dump.