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  1. endieinreekie
    Your fear of birds means that you wont have a problem with the other kind cos none of them will come near you when they find out you are scared of small flying animals.
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    Fuxake, grow a pair and deal with the problem.
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    How the f**k did Geordie samaras get to be a professional 'footballer'?
  4. endieinreekie
    Water pistol will scare it off until you are ready to feed it.
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    I am shitting rusty water today. Been to the crapper in work 3 times already, probably more to come this afternoon. Have a tonne of work to do so I can't go home. Damn you, dodgy guts
  6. endieinreekie
    Thank f**k it's not a Golden Shower you are being charged for.
  7. endieinreekie
    To keep it brief, just curious
  8. endieinreekie
    What kind of undergarment does everyone prefer? My preference is boxers as they allow movement and a certain amount of ventilation
  9. endieinreekie
    The crux of the matter is, and in Nick BCFC's absence, did you partake in digital relations with any of them?
  10. endieinreekie
    Theoretically, yes, but do we know for sure? No. Not enough research has been done on the subject
  11. endieinreekie
    As I pointed out above, I am not planning to do this myself. People do say that food tastes like shit, but have they ever tried eating shit, either their own or someone elses? That is what I would like to know
  12. endieinreekie
    Has anyone ever tried eating their own pooh? I'm not thinking about trying it, but just wondered if anyone has and what it tasted of.
  13. endieinreekie
    It is fecking extortionate to eat in.
  14. endieinreekie
    Time to come clean Twisteh, it's actually your mum you're going with. Nobody else will go with you so she is taking her wee boy to the 'prom'. How sweet.
  15. endieinreekie
    Leiden?
  16. endieinreekie
    Taking your mum to the prom doesn't count
  17. endieinreekie
    Why haven't you paid the gargantuan sum of 2.50 (TWO POUNDS FIFTY) then? Tight b*****d.
  18. endieinreekie
    Be thankful it isn't a prostate examination on your birthday, kilt!!
  19. endieinreekie
    Just like the mess in Ad Lib's sheets.
  20. endieinreekie
    Does he have a large helmet?
  21. endieinreekie
    Anyone know the best place to get an extra large bicycle helmet? My head is too big for the normal large size ones
  22. endieinreekie
    Take consolation in the fact that because he went to a private school, his balloon knot is not quite as tight as it used to be.
  23. endieinreekie
    More importantly, did he finger him?
  24. endieinreekie
    She's Colombian isn't she? I'd FARC her.
  25. endieinreekie
    Thank you muchly.
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