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Nah, it's a great way to lose weight. I was okay at the weekend and yesterday, now I feel like shit again. At least my ring is holding it together at the moment

Spewed my ring last night and pretty sure i'm going to do so again at some point, so have phoned in sick. Feel like shit.

£1 double on killie to win and Celtic draw returned about £9

There was also a third book if I remember correctly, 2061, but it's been so long since I read it I can't remember if it's any good

Make that 3 and a half days. Need a cold compress for my ring

There isn't always a helmet sitting there, but if a fielding team wish to have fielders close in to catch the ball, the helmet is there for their protection. If the situation arises where the fielding team don't need fielders in a close catching position, therefore not needing the helmet, it is normally placed behind the stumps, behind where the wicketkeeper stands. There is a 5 run penalty against the fielding side if the ball hits it, so it is generally accepted that behind the wicketkeeper is safest

Been shiting rusty water for the past 2 days now. Not good

You should hire some taller staff then (where's The Phoenix when you need him for a bad pun).

With the Finlay jacket and red scarf combo I can see a 10 on the horizon for your presentation.

Aisle be the judge of that.

Cracking set of tits though.

Nowhere near as much a legend as the Prof, but still a decent lecturer. Probably on the fast track to becoming a Grand Master in his local Lodge.

Do you know if john young is still in the history department at Strathy?

At last his greatness can be shared by all

I'm perfectly calm, thank you. Did you manage to resolve the situation?

Porridge is quite good and filling especially in the winter. You can get the wee sachets that you bung in the microwave for a couple of minutes. If that still doesn't fill you up, chop up a banana (or other fruit) and add that to the porridge.

Or spend less time on here (which would benefit everyone) and try and work out your homework for yourself. Lazy c**t.

Good job I didn't make the journey through. IIRC he also used to wear a checked shirt over a t-shirt on occasion, maybe if he had been snaking one of his female students and hadn't made it home to change from the night before.

Did you ask them to stop talking or kicking your seat?

Cheers dude, will have a good look round to see what best meets our needs

Well spotted, I was just using that as an example of heresy.

To mention Mitchell in the same sentence as Professor R J Finlay is tantamount to heresy.

That is a good question. One of the best commentators around, if not the best.

If you concentrate and focus your mind you will establish a telepathic link with The Great One. Then your problems will be solved.

An inspiration to everyone who wants to live in a better world. He has moulded me into the person I am today-lazy, lecherous and a stranger to the concept of deadlines. It's only a matter of time before I start smoking and wearing a leather jacket. I have a lot to thank him for.