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We all pay a price at some point

f**k off you post whoring, thick as shit, wee spunksack

Breathing

I love your new avatar. I used to love Yoda's, but now I like yours much better.

Good. Otherwise you will be swimming with the fish, and we're not talking smokies.

Oh for f**k's sake, have you never heard of fucking google ya lazy c**t. Next time use google, capiche?

Not looking forward to tommorow's drive to Stranraer to catch the Belfast ferry, the road to Stranraer is bad enough at the best of times without all this frigging snow.

£2 on treble of getafe, atletico Madrid and real madrid at 7/1, returned £16, which is currently my biggest win to date. Also had £1 on the Philly eagles and Dallas cowboys, which returned about £3.08. Both were a much needed return to profit

All the shit aftershave and perfume adds that are on telly the now

I like the onions but don't understand why they waste all that salad when I imagine that very few people eat it. It does go straight in the bin, but it's just so pointless

Why oh why do Indian restaurants include those shitty little bags of salad in your takeaway? Does anyone actually eat them? What is the point?

Yup, I got the wee cup things from somewhere a wee while back. They are the closest thing yet to the stuff you get at fitba. I could go one just now actually.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Sounds like he doesn't deserve a kid, fucking shitebag

I used to have one of those when I was a kid, I loved it

Probably from one of your satisfied female 'friends'.

For lunch today I ate 4 pot noodles. Now I feel sick

I think you should be okay as long as you inform them of the problem before the warranty is up, even if the warranty period expires whilst the item is in transit. I kind of had the same problem with my iphone earlier in the year-I went into an o2 shop and informed them it was fucked and they sent it away for repair for a week during which time the warranty expired. The phone was gubbed so they ended up giving me a new one.

Never mind that, where's MY Christmas presents that were dispatched 10 days ago?

Get one of the covered litter trays as that really helps reduce the smell

I realise that the extent of the snow on Sunday and Monday caught a lot of people by surprise and the lack of communication certainly didn't help, but given that we had already had a lot of snow prior to that then anyone who was undertaking any journey of a significant distance should have been prepared for the worst anyway. It must have been horrendous for the people stuck on the M8, but even a little bit of preparation would have made it a lot easier for themselves rather than relying on the police to bail them out.

Could the idiots who went out driving in such conditions not have thought about taking these basic steps rather than rely on someone elso to do it for them? I certainly would have.

Highland Park or any of the Glenmorangies, but don't know whether these are sold abroad. Maybe if you get a 15 yor 18 year old bottle of either, if possible.

That all depends whether the wife is with me or not.

What, they have checkouts in Tesco where you can crack one out?