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  1. Sweet Pete
    Shit, I forgot The Moonster.
  2. Sweet Pete
    Mrs M KnightswoodBear Mozzamozza Keithgy Zen Archer
  3. Sweet Pete
    Ey up, here's another Ayr supporting whinger.
  4. Sweet Pete
    You'd steal his knickers, you fucking creep.
  5. Sweet Pete
    Oh come one! Petty theft is one of life's great pleasures! And stealing a free trip on a train is barely stealing at all. f**k them. It was a b*****d walking out of B&Q with an island under my coat and a worktop down my jeans, but thankfully everyone's used to seeing me with a massive trouser bulge so I got away with it.
  6. Sweet Pete
    You've turned into a right whinger on here.
  7. Sweet Pete
    O'Hara replacing Barbour at right back, Findlay finding form and Balatoni joining him at centre back, McHattie replacing Smith at left back, Slater returning to fitness to make the midfield work, McKenzie, Higginbotham and Kiltie playing behind Josh gives pace and a bit of creative spark and big donkey Josh figured out how to score.
  8. Sweet Pete
    The Sarge is a national treasure, like the queen mother or Jimmy Savile.
  9. Sweet Pete
    Feel about a hunner year old, Sarn't.
  10. Sweet Pete
    Give over!
  11. Sweet Pete
    I've hurt me lower back.
  12. Sweet Pete
    I'd wear them.
  13. Sweet Pete
    Nah, no chance it's as high as 2.4
  14. Sweet Pete
    Depends. The McCann kids slept really well.
  15. Sweet Pete
    They're lovely, Bill.
  16. Sweet Pete
    That's the Third World, that's why.
  17. Sweet Pete
    Went down like your maw.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Used to, but nowadays very infrequently so it's likely as a result of being out of practice and pushing it a bit too far rather than just doing light work
  19. Sweet Pete
    I've sprained a muscle in my right bicep wanking lifting weights. It's nippy to fully extend my arm.
  20. Sweet Pete
    Don't I look calm to you?
  21. Sweet Pete
    Middle aged white fella wearing a skateboard hoodie and Jordans just screams EXPECT ARRESTS to me at worst and "mid-life crisis" at best. Happy shopping.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Middle aged man dressing like a teenager look you mean.
  23. Sweet Pete
    Not as ugly as the sweater you got, but still not my cup of tea on a grown man.
  24. Sweet Pete
    "divorced"
  25. Sweet Pete
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