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  1. Sweet Pete
    On two previous job sites we've found scuddy photos of the occupants. One was a neddy burd lifting her jumper to expose one tit and one was old photos of the elderly gentleman owner in the nip hidden under an old wardrobe.
  2. Sweet Pete
    Obvious troll is obvious.
  3. Sweet Pete
    I don't know. Why do you suck your da's tadger?
  4. Sweet Pete
    Taggart's injured so Barr has been playing right-back rather than centre-back and latterly Gallagher, a central midfielder has been RB. We only have two LB's, one RB, who's injured, and three CB's, one of whom can play RB, so it's not as many as you'd think.
  5. Sweet Pete
    When asked about weaknesses I generally reply "drugs and women". I'm self-employed.
  6. Sweet Pete
    He's missed baout 3 seasons to injury in his short senior career, but showed plemty of promise when he was fit. Can play in the middle or right of the defence. Should do a job as cover if he's fit to start.
  7. Sweet Pete
    Your maw drinks cans of air freshener
  8. Sweet Pete
    Your maw's a wimp
  9. Sweet Pete
    I wasn't whinging, just pointing out a quirk
  10. Sweet Pete
    Off hillwalking tomorrow morning, so I'll stick with lager tonight, save walking with a heavy heid the morn.
  11. Sweet Pete
    Wimp
  12. Sweet Pete
    I can't get drunk the day after a skinfull. Out last night at a party til the wee hours and on my 10th (tenth) can of lager today without much effect.
  13. Sweet Pete
    Too many blowjobs?
  14. Sweet Pete
    Got a free drink either way
  15. Sweet Pete
    Almost a bit of argy bargy with some fella at a party last night but because I'm nails he thought better of it and bought me a drink instead. Thug life.
  16. Sweet Pete
    It's still 1955 in Fife. Tap in.
  17. Sweet Pete
    Ach, the wean likes them.
  18. Sweet Pete
    One dug has fucked it it's cruciate ligament and the other has a persistent ear infection. Costing me a fortune in vet bills and I need to wait to get my pet insurance claim ratified before I see any of it back.
  19. Sweet Pete
    In my first ever job out of high school I got bored one day and decided to use the Henry Hoover to sook up the manager's pens and markers and then did a sort of lame shrug whilst he hunted for them later. #thuglife
  20. Sweet Pete
    You're more Special Brew.
  21. Sweet Pete
    I thought the American word for that area was "taint"?
  22. Sweet Pete
    Your gooch is the chinrest between your bawsack and your arsehole. I brush my teeth and then my gooch with the toothbrush. The other way around would be gross, obvs.
  23. Sweet Pete
    Terrible train driver.
  24. Sweet Pete
    How fucking thick were these people?
  25. Sweet Pete
    The chefs in there are a bunch of talentless murderers.
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