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Sweet Pete

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  1. Even blind from home made bevvy, I'd still not be stupid enough to cut my thumb off with a pair of scissors thinking it was a hedge.
  2. That's an absolute shocker! Worse than Peter Leven's against Rangers a few years ago.
  3. Was overcast this morning in Glasgow, then torrential rain this afternoon, and now it's bright and sunny. Just waiting for snaw this evening for the full house.
  4. I don't masturbate at my desk, there's too many windows in my office. Instead I wait until I'm on the bus home.
  5. Same here. Except for the flirting part, I work alone so generally don't bother with the flirting and just get straight down to business.
  6. All levity aside, hope it's a speedy recovery, pal.
  7. If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete.
  8. Charging for team sheets!? Never heard of that in my puff. Absurd.
  9. Speedy Motifs on Glasgow Road can stitch the badge onto stuff for you.
  10. I used to go out with a girl with eczema. Cracking fanny.
  11. The photo is in the Laurieston's photo albums that they keep in the bar too.
  12. I find Barbour sizing weird. I've got two from different ranges / collabs and though they're both XL they fit wildly differently.
  13. Every single person who lives there, without exception, is a complete c**t. Still one of my all time favourite P&B images.
  14. These arrived yesterday. I like the subtle colouring.
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