Sweet Pete

Mods, please.

RIP.

He can, Barr was a right back for years. He played there for Falkirk's youths and reserves (CB also) and the season Bairns were relegated he was moved back to RB. Also plays CM, played there extensively for Hearts.

Big Fraz is hard as nails, I liked him when he was at Killie. Never the quickest, mind, especially now.

He'd still do a good job in League 1 easily.

Thought you'd have had Axel Orrstrom in yours, Fig.

Not sure about the best, as for me that would really just be the team we have just now as it's clearly the best squad we've had in my time following the team, but my favourite team would be made up like this: Stephen Grindlay - deserves to be included after years of service to the Sons and a local lad too. Craig Brittain - the best left-back I've ever seen in the famous black and gold, a hero for his years with the club through ups and downs and a nice guy to boot. Mick Dunlop - Could play as a centre half or a left back, uncompromising in the tackle and made up for his limited pace by reading the game well. Andy Graham - Solid centre half, natural leader and a great guy. I once bumped into him in the club carpark and exchanged a few words with him before attempting to walk off to get a pint, but he wouldn't let me go until he'd spent a full five minutes telling me how the team would improve, Ross Forsyth would come good at centre half and he'd drag them up by their boots. Paul McGinn - really talented natural fullback with pose pace and balance. No surprise he's now a regular for a top 6 team in the Premiership. Stevie Murray - Loved him at Killie and loved him at Sons. Never got to the byeline or put in a cross once in his life and he vercomplicated everything. Just made me love him all the more. Andy Geggan - Great engine, really versatile and a nice lad. Would always welcome him back here, even though I'm not sure he'd make the team these days. Kevin Nicoll - The big man wasn't just a cult hero because he was hard, but also because he was the solid base that our performances were built on, and he wasn't afraid to turn out at centre half and even left back when needed to. A proper team player. Nice lad as well. Willie Gibson - Enjoyed his time at Killie and hated him at that time in equal measure for some of his antics towards fans/club and tendency to have offdays, but he's now seeming like he's managed to wrangle his ego and is letting his football do the talking. Really talented and a pleasure to watch when he's in full flow. Stephen Dobbie - Clearly overweight when he joined us on loan, it was obvious immediately that he was a cut above the level we were at and his performances for us heped him kick start his ailing career and it's nice that he's openly credited his time with us as the platform he needed to go and become a success. Jim Lister - A surprise signing and one that proved my initial skepticism wrong. His year with us was a purple patch for him and he was glorious to watch. I would pay precisely all the money to watch that team.

If that day ever comes then I don't think I'd want to be a part of a P&B without you in it.

My kid got the gruffalo and the gruffalo's child books yesterday in Scots. He's got the English language ones already, but the Scots ones are totes hilar.

After a life of saucelessness, I have lately started to enjoy ketchup.

No, he said he "fucked it", so we need to assume that the interview was as you suggest, but that the roles were reversed.

Never change.

Watching Sportscene and seeing Bert Raccoon cerebrating an Accies goal was an unexpected novelty. Had a cracking day in #Perthshire today, playing fitba with my four year old cousin (he's ace, definite future Motherwell player), taking a picturesque country walk/drive, stuffing my face, getting a tan and watching my kid playing with his cousin. Now home in the Shire having a beer. Needed a good day after a busy few weeks and today was aces. Even won a coupon and got decent fitba results on Saturday.

We are. We need a better right back and a creative midfielder. Slater and Splaine will take the midfield roles eventually though which solves the lack of creation from the middle. I suspect we're stuck with Westlake at full back though.

f**k the performance! It's all about the points. You'd think we were Real Madrid the way some folk go on.

Work c***s.

Fannies. If there was an on-going extremist plot to infiltrate and bomb UK cities, GCHQ would be all over these people long before a Sky News reporter could have a private chat with them via Twitter.

Ex-forces muppet keeps sharing "ISIS terrorists are in Glasgow and ready to carry out attacks" tabloid shite on my Facebook news feed, together with "chop their heads off" and "don't be afraid to report anything suspicious" comments. The utter plamf.

No, this is a MiG:

Leave the name and address of another neighbour from elsewhere in the street.

I only knew of the two!

You'd still get it. You'd need to make it a bit more vague, like use the name of a city that could be in two countries IE Hedgecutter, 1 Smith Street, Aberdeen, Washington, AB12 1DU.

My dad always writes my flat position, building number, street, town, county, postcode and country when sending me anything. Which is weird given he lives in the same country as me.

Are the Facebook mobile app and Facebook Messenger app down for anyone else?

Right you are. I'll take some photos of me drunk, and then some photos of me with all my fingers. Even worse for you, you claim you were sober when you decided you couldn't tell what was your own flesh and what was privet!