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Sweet Pete

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  1. As a former kafflik school attendee, I can confirm that there was even more sex and guilt than you imagine.
  2. Obviously never went to kafflik skool, or else you'd ken that they are one and the same, as well as being different people. Obviously.
  3. Oh aye really interesting, played youth football, then worked in a card shop and now gets paid to talk to folk about his imaginary friend.
  4. Do we have a load of religious players?
  5. Thon burd has now been charged by the peelers for making shite up: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/primark-breastfeeding-row-mum-charged-6151479?fb_ref=Default#ICID=
  6. I reckon the big wide pitch will suit our game. Could be a pumping for the wee beasties.
  7. No, but guess where it is. Hint, rhymes with hoolie
  8. For some reason that I myself don't fully comprehend I'm currently at an engagement party for folk I've never met
  9. 4 in the afternoon and already there are drunks on the bus.
  10. One of my underlings is bringing me in a Cadbury's Star Bar.
  11. Stole my kid's name (and mine, come to think of it!). That's low, even for a Caley fan. My maw got one of these psycho readings a few years back and they told her she had two kids (she has three and two step kids) and that her son has a humourous tattoo. He was right about the tattoo. Load of shite. Don't fund these c***s.
  12. There was a fair bit of hype about them when a certain bobble hat brand did a version of them a while back, but they've never piqued my interest.
  13. Sitting alone in a pub on a weekday during business hours betting on racing makes you a scumbag jake.
  14. Ach same thing. Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Denzel Washington, they're all the bloody same.
  15. They appear to be an insurance agent, so probably part of the same thing I'd guess.
  16. It's not a major issue, just a wee bit more work needed and changes the plan we had for increasing the size of our bedroom by removing a built in cupboard. I've had to remove it myself at work in the past without respirators, was shitting myself afterwards, but apparently it needs to be long term regular exposure to cause mesothelioma.
  17. Having some joinery work done in the house and we've uncovered some asbestos. Going to have to change our plans a wee bit as a result.
  18. One I'm seeing a lot of just now is intentionally vague as f**k posts about changes to your lifestyle and healthy eating / living. Then it turns out they're selling some bullshit vegetable juice to thos estupid enough to take an interest in their vague fishing posts.
  19. Think mine costs me more in coffee than in wages. Never seen someone drink that much of the stuff.
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