Bonksy+HisChristianParade

It’s pretty far off. Bayern have won it 21 times out of the last 30 years (no English team have even reached this number of league titles in the period since 1888 btw). If they don’t win it, they usually finish a close second - Man U by comparison have only won the league 13 times in the same period & then spent time not even qualifying for the Champions League. Bayern have dominated the Bundesliga to a far greater extent than any English team have the Barclays in that time period. If Kane joins Bayern he should stroll to multiple league titles, he’s also guaranteed to be playing Champions League football every season.

Is 5 a bigger or smaller number than 1?

Bayern have won the last 11 league titles. In the same period in England there’s been 5 different winners. It’s quite considerably more competitive and diverse than the Bundesliga.

What was the impact on Saturday morning leagues? Particularly the Dundee & Strathclyde (SMAFA)?

I didn’t even need to open the list of upvoters to know which posters gave this a ‘Charles’.

Slight upgrade on the jumbo bags of basmati rice that were looted back in 2011.

Anyone else’s partner had the heating on in the middle of summer?! Also managed to smash the hob last night somehow.

@jamamafegan

Sylla was my favourite player growing up. My old man sponsored a player back in the day and when we went along to some sort of sponsors evening I just wanted to speak to Sylla rather than the player he’d sponsored. Got a good picture with him that I got framed aged like 8

I see there’s a guy called ‘Lancelot’ in the u17 squad. Terrific name, would be great to get him in the full squad one day.

I’m absolutely delighted for the Bair - well in.

The more teams the better. It was just an observation that the standard of that league has deteriorated considerably even compared to last year. Always a good thing that guys are out playing regardless though.

Looks like there will be 9 teams in div 1 & 12 in div 2 for the start of the 23/24 season. I reckon they should’ve just bumped Stanley up to make it a 10/11 split which would’ve made more sense. Rattray & Ballinluig into abeyance, with Luncarty returning & three new teams joining - Kinnoull Reds, Methven & Pitfour. The standard of that division 2 looks to be even worse than last year.

You said £10 was too much to charge. Which is a ridiculous statement. A good haircut can make a big difference to a man’s appearance which is a small aspect that can improve their fortunes romantically. That some doughball buzzes his hair because he ‘doesn’t care’ is irrelevant. You’ve also said Holly Willoughby isn’t an attractive woman so I can only assume you’ve got a line of supermodels outside your door waiting on the stallion Dumfries train driver who ‘doesn’t care’ about his hair. How masculine you must be to not care about appearance. What annoys me is you talking absolute nonsense and expecting not to get pulled up on it. You’re the one who replied to me in the first instance as well.

Sure if you want a shite 1 all over buzz then that’ll do the trick, which only some people can pull off (also fair enough if you’re balding severely). If you want anything half decent then you’d be much better paying an expert to do it. How much do you think a haircut should cost btw, if a tenner is considered too much? Are barbers not allowed to earn a liveable wage?

The qualification to do so probably takes less time.

I’m willing to bet a considerable amount of money that my barber is better at cutting hair than 19QOS19 the simpleton train driver.

There’s a good honest Perth man at Rivertown I’d recommend.

Honestly would highly recommend going to a good barber. Unless you’re just giving yourself something simple like a 1 all over (and even then a barber can make it look much better) then your general appearance can be improved considerably by a good haircut. If you’re Dundee based there’s a few pretty decent ones in the area.

Are you bald or do you cut your own hair? Would recommend going to a barber tbh.

Going to see Frank Skinner.

Taxi drivers get f**k all from me. Bunch of wanks. Barbers and waiting staff, as well as delivery drivers if I happen to have change lying round.

Delete club.

Enlighten us.