SEETHING

Was at uni with him (by which I mean he was one of those guys who's perpetually at uni so that he can hang around with much younger people than him). Fancied himself as something of a dandy (not an Aberdeen fan; but somehow even worse than that). e: uh oh

ALLOA 1 - 3 CHAMPIONS RESERVES You know something, FOLLOWERS; I can understand why some of these NANO-CLUBS in this NANO-LEAGUE might be SANGUINE about the prospect of the season being declared null and void due to their PLAGUE-RIDDEN FILTHY PROVINCIAL HAMLETS rendering their clubs' players EVEN MORE FEEBLE. It's because any automatic promotion hopes they had were SUMMARILY RENDERED NULL AND VOID as soon as the GORGIE GOLIATHS graced this league. Not that a RISIBLE OUTFIT like Alloa have to worry about such things. The only promotion that they indulge in is at the behest of THE COLONEL and his GREASY ZINGERS every time their RAMSHACKLE ground welcomes the television cameras. (Hearts won again btw)

THE WEE LEAGUE MUST STAY OPEN

"Warren Hawke" should be a maverick cop who never does things by the book but gets results damnit. Gerry Britton is/was a criminal defence lawyer.

srspost: tonight, yeah - thought Kingsley was particularly poor. Halkett - meh, same as usual. Berra is just such a fucking lummox that it's enraging to watch. His habit of drifting out to the left wing, while being completely incapable of dribbling a football, is absolutely baffling.

SIRI WHAT DOES DAMNING WITH FAINT PRAISE MEAN

Siri, what does "damning with faint praise" mean?

That would genuinely be quite funny tbf.

Thought I'd gotten away with it. We've all written the wrong date on 1st/2nd January before amirite #relatable

Christ alive

It's 2021 you pig.

What did Neilson say please? Can't imagine what he's blaming that defeat on. Utter garbage for 45 minutes, Jack Hamilton-ed a goal, fluffed lines in front of goal a few times and should've conceded two penalties rather than one. Style & bottle very much lacking from a Neilson side away from home - imagine my shock.

How rude.

Congratulations to HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN for maintaining their HEALTHY aggregate lead over the CORONALURGY-RIDDLED city of Dungdee on their (HMFC) PROCESSION to the pub league title. All this despite DOUBLE AGENT Christophe "Chris Toff" Berra managing to escape the KNACKER'S YARD and make his way into the starting XI for another week. WE GO AGAIN.

Stendel knew the score re. Berra.

Disgusting dive from Sow.

I know that I'm a Box Office poster, but I'm afraid I have a life outwith schooling you dweebs.

Beginning to think that floated crosses in the vague direction of a couple of weeds in the box might not be the route back into this game for Hearts. e: oh wait maybe it is

Is Rory Loy still on Dundee's books? That's the only reason I can think of for this Hertz performance.

If your RESPECTIVE TEAMS weren't so ABJECT, I wouldn't have used up all of my BEST MATERIAL by now.

Impossible for him to do so now, since I made it clear before a ball was kicked that Hearts would be STROLLING that particular, contemptible league.

You are not very bright.

5-0 Livi or you're not a proper Edinburgh team imo.

I thought Duffy wiping out Kent was more of a red card tbh.

I'm sure that means a lot to him mate.