chomp my root

It was on the BBC new, Scottish and national. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-42565363 Personally I prefer the diet stuff (same with any juice/ginger/pop) as I find 'full fat' too sweet. Unless I'm hanging out my hoop then full fat 'Jock juice' is the very ticket.

As an aside, I was pumping a burd who wasn't keen on the massive cock thing, she was quite keen on being 'thrown around' the bed and she could only get pummelled by this guy in the one position. Before anyone suggests otherwise, she wasn't trying to placate me I'm well above average myself at 3 (and a half) inches. I do love the notion that VT despite his many, many, many hours of trolling on P & B is rigged like Dirk Diggler.

Much more meaningful to spraff pish with random fannies on the internet. Don't get me wrong, I'm a 100% in the spraffing pish camp but each to their own, most of us live pretty meaningless lives in the grand scheme of things. I'm cool with my meaningless life, I fecking love it actually.

I'd love to see one of those charity lotteries for this, in a couple of years they might be able to afford an outboard for a RHIB. Martin Clunes can do the voice over for the ad (with the sad piano music in the background), "Poor Liz hasn't been the same since she was cruelly robbed of her yacht, please help with whatever you can to put a smile on poor Liz's face, just give whatever you can". In the incredibly unlikely event that this is given the time of day in parliament it will be slapped down, even the Tories aren't that mad, if by some miracle it did become policy I'm all for it, if there are enough royalists out there who want to fund it, crack on. Although they might need to sign up to the continued maintenance long after their deaths.

Horses for courses, Tennents isn't a high end lager but its a decent 'cooking lager', personally 'king of the cooking lagers'. I've spent a lot more on pints that I've been disappointed in, some of the more high end/fashionable lagers just don't do it for me and after sampling them I've resorted to whatever brand of cooking lager the pub sells. That's even after a bucketful when the taste buds aren't even up to much. Whatever gets you to your happy place though.

That goes on a lot on P & B..... Anyhoo, I'll be firing into the vitamin T's latter as a either a post xmas tribute to baby Jebus or a pre hogmanay work up, not decided on the reason yet although the voices in my head are getting louder.

Are you judging him on his singing or what ?

It does beg the question, does he get cut more slack if he is a 'crip' or does he deserve more scorn if he's faking it.

A bit racist.

Fair play to you mate, that last sentence must make you want to track down the p***k and dish out a leathering though. 1199 out of 1200 happy kids is still a great thing to do.

That's a great name for zero alcohol bevvy, I'm unlikely to try it right enough.

It was almost a family tradition that I would somehow 'bring shame' to my folks at any extended family get together. I've not done it for a good few years now so I've maybe grown out of it, although I don't want to jinx it, the only time I spent a night in a police cell I was 40. Maturity is overrated anyway mate.

I looked into it a couple of years ago but it struck me as similar to shares in a lot of ways. The 'scam' angle is that as far as I could tell they're not really backed by anything so if their is a 'bubble burst' you're probably screwed. Banks have regulations safeguarding your investment and as we've seen in dire need have been backed by government. Both banks and countries have more of a vested long term interest in their reputations, we don't know if that would be the case with bitcoin etc.

Paying off mortgages is my main investment. Once tbat's done it gives you a lot more freedom to speculate or change your hours etc, whatever works for you.

Not the worst thing she's had in her gob.

Might make for an interesting queen.

Bagsy not the gay one......

Really ?

Its a comic minefield, LGBT = GOOD, OAP = BAD. It would be handy if someone could do a 'How to be PC for dummy's' type post. Cheers in advance

Can't believe this hasn't had a showing yet. Shame on the lot of you.

She's having to apply for a UK passport, I hope she's swotting up for the citizenship test, we wouldn't want any faux pas and them having to slink off abroad.....

I don't disagree but its a separate issue. We're having a bitch about the unelected freeloaders rather than the elected ones.

That's Nosmo.

Maybe not news that you or I are interested in but aye, still news.