chomp my root

Chicks dig that shit.

I used to love Tennents Gold 'back in the day'. There was another advert taking the piss out of Jilly Goolden the wine critic but i can't find it, that was a great ad.

You spoil that lassie, I hate to see her enjoying herself.

Leather for us, we have blankets down on it which helps with the cold. We've got 'his and hers' sofa's and the dogs have made a bit of a mess, definitely better than fabric for toughness although a bit tatty now. Still work for plonking the arse though and she's not been moaning too loudly, hopefully get a few more years out of them.

Each to their own but I keep a sofa for as long as I can, we've had the current one for more than 10 years and 'my spot' is shaped to my arse. Perfection.

I've bought stuff in the past for a rental, my 'man cave' such as it was, was getting filled up with crap so thought I'd get a cheap chest of drawers, got stung on the delivery, it wasn't even a particularly 'braw' chest of drawers and their till went down etc, all in all it was a bit of a shambles but felt a bit tight just fecking them off as it was a charity. When I'm not beating the bejezus out of weans (as per another thread) I'm not a bad fellah.

Heart foundation charged me 20 quid (I think) to deliver about 6 miles on a 45 quid chest of drawers for a spare room. I kind of felt hooked in seeing as how it was a charity. Nosing round the charity furniture stores though there are some great bargains.

Wasn't too bad, was hoping to be a dishevelled heap but I'll try harder next time. He'd be right, but for the wrong reasons.

I'm doing my 'traditional' sunday afternoon, watching foozbaal and having a few Tennents. Only difference is we didn't go for our 'traditional' sunday morning long walk to work up a thirst, I've manned up and powered through though, I'm nothing if not stoic.

Apologies in advance, drinking heavily tomorrow and on the choo choo's. Unlikely to be be a total cvnt but might take the odd excursion to the land of cvnt from time to time.

Fair do's , it would have been rude to refuse.

Maybe need to 'man up' and drink more mate.

Not sure of the science behind it, I just know there's going to be issues with my behind. The other big side effect is the hangovers and there's definitely a difference there with what you pour down the entry hole. I'm lucky with hangovers but I remember drinking Oranjeboom and Amstel in Amsterdam in the early 90's and getting serious headaches. Newky Brown was the only thing that got me punchy so I stopped drinking it, I was only drinking it because I was a big Auf Weidersehen fan anyway. I'm definitely less ball bagged on a night on the lash after drinking The T than the 5% stuff but still able to reach my happy place.

Yup, had the squits on wine and lager and a combination of both. I'm not really a spirit drinker but drink enough of whatever your preferred loud mouth soup is and its arsehole Niagra.

Sorry, didn't even notice, they had me at Tennents.

Tennents is 11 quid for 20 cans in Tesco's right now, just saying.....

I'm an avant gard kind of a chap, no boundary is safe when I'm around. Mwah ha ha hah. Unless we're talking bribery, put me down for some of that, I either was or wasn't there for the right price.

Its the internet, it'll be fine, nobody cares what stuff people come out with.......

I was the same, didn't drink cans in the house for a long time, bottled lager only but due to making economies I'm back in the tinned T fold and none the worse for it.

I'm just hoping that every P & Ber has a "kick her in the pie" post somewhere that I can drag up......

That lassie doesn't look frightened enough, get that boy on the Stella, THEN she'll know her place.

That Sir, is an excellent point although in fairness, other beverages can bring out the inner domestic tyrant too.

What, what, what, is that not one of the signs of the apocalypse ?

I can't help but feel its a seismic shift though, back in the halcyon days, it was always the answer to any dilemma involving the fairer sex, now it seems any form of domestic violence is frowned upon. Where will it end, next thing, burds will be getting a vote, its not a world I would want to live in.

It looks like that was for the best, P & B seems to be moving away from the pie/size 11 interaction anyway.