HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

One of my all time favourites is the scene "hes taking it up, hes taking it up, hes taking it down, hes taking it down" Mark just blinking and going "taking it up, taking it up, taking it down, taking it down" gets me everytime. The sweaty embrace of a moron

And you smell of spew, so neither of us is the queen

London rapper I think. Not too sure tho

Ahhh Love Lines on a Friday night. Great crack "Emma b loves S.I.P, Jason loves zoe, FUCKING c***s!!" Then 3 seconds as the host scrambles to cut off the caller " this is unacceptable people, your jeopardising Love Lines for all the real callers, grow up. Now to John from culloden, john?" - "hi I'd just like to say SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!!" Every single Friday without fail. Halcyon days.

He was a London rapper before he was a crooner

f**k big tits I'm a shit tit fiend, with a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been

Free range?

He was also (out of earshot of the bride) describing being happy getting over the "hump".

Just rewatched full series for umpteenth time. Was best man at pals wedding last week, as he walked out the building after ceremony I whispered to him " leave him alone will you, hes done it!' I thought he was going to soil himself.

Is Sophie a wid?

Actually gets better with every read.

The Last Of Us by Rob Ewing 5 school kids trapped on a Scottish island after a plague has killed all the adults, running out of food and insulin. And like the above poster, Maribou Stork Nightmares. Amazing, brutal book.

If you have a ceiling fan you probably have a bidet in the bathroom. Regardless, its oftw type behaviour.

We will sea I'd hes shelled out enough on a lawyer on Friday

Partridge explains how to do it from 2.09 minutes in. "Paper Paper Paper"

Any chance that it could just be, well, you know, the weedgie factor that is blurring these statitstics? Just saying like.

William Winstanly from Wigan is a great name

All that way just to pick up a chicken (curry)?

Back in the days our parents used to take care of us, look at them now, their even fucking scared of us.

Give Policemen Bus Drivers wages.

That has got to be the fanny that Partridge was talking about. Shame, because the artist has talent

That Caley strip looks a bit........***-ny.

The Gluepot Nags would be an amazing name for a Bluegrass band.

Inverness Firth no? Beuly, Inverness, then Moray Firth.

"Mixu Who?? Who are ya? I know who you are" gets me everytime. That and "Stranraur?? STRANRAUR??"