BFTD

Seems to be common complaint. Div seems to be ignoring it

Jesus, I don't moan that much, do I?

*sigh* Just let me know which camp to report to.

That's actual quality. I never bothered with anything like that because I moved around so much that nobody would know me by the time it was returned. Think I'll give something like that a try, considering this'll likely be the place they extract my cold, dead corpse from. Ought to get a wriggle on before HGNNN---

Pff. Why would you waste good untermensch teeth on coins when there are strapping Aryan heroes that need dentures? Honestly, you'll never get the Fourth Reich kickstarted at this rate, Moz.

Liverpool and Wimbledon playing with the kind of pink plastic ball you get from ASDA for a pound. Also, husky Akinfenwa's re-ignited my long-dead hopes that a career in professional football is still possible

Like this gentleman, are you implying the DA sends out a PM whenever he...releases his essence?

Not sure, but Morgan Freeman looks a bit odd.

We don't have a clean plate in the house right now. In case you can't sleep from the thought, I'll leave the back door unlocked (I've been overusing Kenneth Williams, but imagine he's Ooh!-ing in this space)

Had no idea Wimbledon had papped the Franchise in the Johnstone's Paint Pot. (three months ago, but still)

Fucking iPlayer, clicked on the Christmas episode by mistake. Chris Evans EGAD! They were only doing headshots of Ms Ora by the time I got the live feed, but...

Has a wee bit of the Rosario Dawsons about her IMO, which is certainly no bad thng.

You know the rule.

Pigeon in Fanta does sound pretty tasty TBH.

"A wholesome treat for the fascist in your family at Christmas time" Was a long time ago, but I think it was one of these bad boys:

Apparenty the Coke is quite good for cooking. Probably just because of all the sugar; it's amazing how much goes into the tastiest recipes. Irrelevant Coke story - my wife's great-uncle brought a Nazi coin with him when he was freed from one of the Polish concentration camps and emigrated to the States, and it ended up in the wife's coin collection. The thing was absolutely filthy, so we decided to leave it in a Coke solution overnight, and the thing had completely disappeared by the morning I do realise that the numismatists among us have just fainted BTW

Do what I did - get Miley in to hide behind the lavvy when she's showering. If the hair doesn't get picked up, he kens what to fling Between that and the lotion, does she get the hose otherwise?

FFS. I'm sure there are plenty of other meaningful commemorative things they could have come up with, and fans would've bought them. They'd be as well printing tickets for a European Cup Final that one of their fans got Accrington to in Football Manager. Or they could try not printing third-round tickets before they've won their second-round tie

No thanks. Barely enough room to swing a flat sausage.

So miserable that I don't know what to do with myself today. Was feeling bad enough anyway, but the wean woke me up at 3am to talk about that fact that he feels sad a lot and he doesn't know why Just as well that Citalopram stops me from crying. Was hoping that I'd never need to have the conversation about how his father's genetics have screwed him over. Hopefully the poor bugger doesn't end up with his mother's problems too.

I've avoided it today. f**k it, let's have a look and see what awaits tomorrow... 1017 unread messages

Silly rabbit; kettles are for jobbies.