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With those hours? Some questions are best not asked, lest ye receive an answer Only if someone had wood and came at 06:57. Maybe he covers the day shift Edit: I can't type.

If I have anything to do with it

The wife has a service dog that's helping her learn to walk again, and yes, I can confirm that the signs are necessary for some.

Did we end the moratorium on pie-kicking pregnant women? I believe there was to be a vote.

I'd like to distance myself from the SPLITTER!!! sjc by confirming my availability for Gordon Strachan. Not necessarily for Scotland either

Been watching Perfection, huh? Try this instead:

Ma heid's killing me today. This industrial metal I'm listening to probably isn't helping, right enough.

Dentist was hitting you up for a long weekend in Soho IMO. Poor guy must have thought he'd... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...pulled. Srsly: I haven't had an abscess since I was a wee person, but I remember enough to give you all my sympathy. When it was being drained, I cried like...well, a wee person.

Always seemed to me like an admission that there's too much traffic on that stretch of road. Stopgap measure until there's money to spend on a better solution, I guess.

That's everyone, isn't it?

How's your face tonight, Iain?

Alternatively, a promotion, depending on how well he's liked. If he is liked, make good on your threat, wear it, and turn up for his shift. What have you got to lose?

Bill Clinton's resigned as UN Special Envoy to Scotland?

Sorry; the link doesn't show it being used, so it didn't occur to me

Found one of these in our garden this morning, still boxed Edit: may be NSFW

Beer taster? Ah, well done. Bloody successful people with their impressive jobs

Awake - Emo Vader stars as a wealthy heir who discovers that the anaesthetic he's given during a heart transplant leaves him paralysed, but conscious and able to feel pain. The publicity and pre-credits blurb for this film makes a big deal out of anaesthesia awareness as the premise, but it's something of a meaningless gimmick that could have been dispensed with by a change in narrative perspective. The film's actually about The film's interesting enough for the most part, but mystifyingly resolves itself with a minimum of drama. Quite why the makers decided to go down the story route that they chose is beyond me, as the final third of the film is quite flat and interest is lost well before the end.

Business owners who spent good money on a fax machine 30 years ago and are damned well going to make sure that they get their money's worth out of it. They exist. I'm sure the P&B massive will have some tales of offices that don't allow their staff to have any of this unnecessary internet nonsense.

Howdy fit people! Looking to buy an exercise bike in order to stave off the inevitable heart attack; couldn't give a tinker's cuss about any muscles apart from that one. Well, maybe the todger too, but I understand there are drugs for when that gives up the ghost. Anyway, just wondering if anybody has any advice for things to look for in an exercise bike. I've got a budget of about £200, but could maybe push a bit higher if there was something super-sexy that would be useful. All advice greatly appreciated!

She doesn't look in good health, actually. Is "double shift down the pits" a euphemism?

Combination of aging, weight loss and plastic surgery on the eyes, methinks. Better with a little more weight IMO.

Just hurry up and get these c***s in government so we can all get what we deserve.

D'oh! Damn those Nazis; always one step ahead.

Jesus, too many excellent posts to greenie tonight.

Sounds fair to me. They worked there and contributed to the social security pot. The US could always have deported them if they didn't want this situation to arise. Not like the US was more than happy to receive Nazi scientists and research or anything Incidentally, one of the few declarations you have to make when entering the US is that you haven't contributed to genocide, specifically the Holocaust. I always assumed that a tick in that box would be an automatic turn-around, but perhaps not.