This is Turkish Poof, so named because he's a Turkish Angora, and because mi spel nut so gudly (it's supposed to be Pouffe, because he's pouffy):
We found him on the road at a drive-thru bank in Phoenix, Arizona. He was only a couple of weeks old and almost dead. Twelve years later, he's still with us. Here he is trying to squeeze out a turd on my face when he was a baby: