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Wid. Like a lavvie door when the parade's in town.

Considering porn under hedges seems to have been such a common thing, I'd say that the old b*****d would've needed to be busy, but that's exactly what he was, so... Terrifying to think what a close call we may all have had.

Almost a decade of circle jerks would take its toll, right enough.

Aye, we found somebody's stash under a hedge at the perimeter of our school. Must have been about eight years old at the time. Who are/were these people that hide/hid gentlemen's special interest material under hedges? Especially near schools FFS

I loved my Fluox (or Prozac) for years when I started on it about a decade ago. However, it stopped working a couple of years back, and I started having absolutely mental hallucinations, which (pretty much) cleared up when I stopped taking it. I've been switched to a couple of different ones since, but they've made no difference. On Citalopram currently, and I might as well be taking a sugar pill.

Fucking amateurs. Type it up on the PC, print, place on wooden table, take photo, print the photo, scan the photo, upload to the company website. It's the only way to be sure.

Seems like they're working their way through the P&B massive at the moment. Surely only a matter of time before 8Mile is called upon to pass judgement on a shite-based assault case

What did they offer you? I've always figured that these places will give you buttons in exchange for your stuff.

Steady; it's not like I'm from Dundee or anything. (Am I doing this right? I've nothing against Dundonians, but I'm trying to fit in.)

Yes. Shocking how many Americans assume that anything outside of North America is third world. They have plenty of attractive ladies who are absolute filth, however, so...swings and roundabouts.

I was sure this was a post by sjc for a minute there. Had a dire hilarious retort all lined up - fuckin' boo!

Your examples imply that you have zome issues viz your mother. Please, lie down on ze couch unt tell us more, dear boy.

Going another step further, people who come in to work with the lurgy, spread it around to the rest of the office, then bitch and moan about how untermensch everybody else is for not working at 100% efficiency/taking time off/dying. Then spending their time whining about how the wage structure should be geared towards penalising those who take sick days ("it's just a coincidence that it's been five years since I was ill"), including a long public rant at the company AGM. Are these common, or was I lucky?

Being sick and depressed. Also, our address is (vaguely) similar to another in the town, although totally different names, and we regularly get their mail for some reason. I take it to the other address out of courtesy, but they never return the favour, and wouldn't even buzz me into their building to give them their last misplaced parcel. Tried returning it to the sorting office, and it came back to us again We've had a load of missing mail in the last few months; not hard to guess why. Their stuff is going in the bucket from now on.

Holy crap, you can't send batteries through the mail any more? That's me humped whenever the wife's laptop needs a replacement Also, how on earth have you managed to avoid negative feedback on Ebay? Some lunatic vicar neg'd me once because he'd bought something from me at 2pm and it hadn't arrived by 5pm on the same day Got a whole host of stories about mentalist Ebay users. Someone should start a thread.

Pretty much all true IMO, although I think I enjoyed it more than you. Kev's original ending would've been way more fun... Would've had everyone soiling themselves, a la The Mist.

Just discovered this thread. I'm a little pissed, and I notice there are a few familiar faces that post here, so I'd like to announce that I've been depressed for 24 years and haven't found a solution yet. Still, at least I'm not dead, I suppose. Goodnight P&B - kisses to all, and I hope you're all doing well.

Good boy. Tried to give you a greenie, but I'm fresh out. I can't give blood until I'm off the tablets

Just imagine I'm helping you lift them, in a very real, but a very homoerotic way *smooch*

Just about to cover her arse with the shopping bag too, the narcissistic bitch

That is absolute shitehawk behaviour.

You come up with some cracking mental images.

Europa Report - the first manned space flight to Jupiter's moon Europa makes some unexpected discoveries. This is a found-footage thriller, pieced together from the cameras dotted around the vessel, with a few talking heads thrown in. Unfortunately, there's nothing unexpected about the plot, except possibly for the fate of one of the crew members. The whole thing goes exactly as you'd expect and is curiously uneventful. It's a well put-together piece, but has a very peculiar feel to it. It reminded me of those Christian films that start out as normal before any problems are solved by a healthy dose of Jesus, so I was expecting something along those lines, but it thankfully didn't materialise. Could've been really quite good with a more imaginative script.

Ah, Rosario

Just occurred to me that they might really mean, "like I could care less", but the first word has been dropped over time. So, it'd be a sarcastic version of our phrase. I'd do more research, but I could care less.