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Had no idea you lot were in 10th. Caldwell was a horrendous appointment, and he'll take you down, no question. Worst thing is you'll get a swathe of folk claiming it proves you were wrong to sack Archibald.

Funnily enough, a Saints player, Jackie Coburn, scored a hat trick in the same game. You wonder how many times two players have scored hat-tricks for opposing teams. He was pretty much the opposite of Gilzean, as Coburn never scored in any other game for Saints. His brother, Willie, is in our Hall of Fame.

Absolutely lost amongst who's whooshing and who's being serious, but Alston won't be leaving. Scougall is likely to be let go, but we've suffered a season ending injury for one winger and another has a knock, so he might feature for us this month and find a way back in. You'd be better trying to get Chris Kane on loan, he's not going to be first choice for us, and he doesn't look good enough for the top flight. One of those weird strikers who'll score regularly at this level but never make the step up.

Congratulations to Hearts on their impending victory.

McIntyres first January wasn't even that good was it? Curran and Fraser the only ones he signed who played regularly. Boyce and Irvine were already there.

Halfway through this just now. Did you enjoy it?

He's only 17 so technically is. Very highly rated though, mind you, was on trial at Liverpool earlier this season.

Tbf to us, I think, Greg Hurst aside, we don't have anyone older than 18 out there. Our reserve side is just last seasons U17s with the odd no hoper/unfit first teamer, thrown in every so often

Won the league with Roma in the second season, came down to the final day though. Lost the Europa League Final 4-0 to Chelsea though. Fairly decent rebuild happening despite it though, Dries Mertens been signed on a free to provide some quality off the bench.

Beat Hearts on Wednesday and we could be in the top four and six points clear of 7th

Yer man Shankland "on the verge" of signing for Swansea. Have to wonder what would've happened if you'd sold Caulker to Rosenborg and used the money to sign him and Stewart.

Was TW not quoted a few days ago saying he's reluctant to move Kennedy?

Anyone know to find out what games STV are showing? Never seems listed anywhere.

He's completely stunted his career moving to Celtic. The move was understandable, for both parties, but he's far too raw to be any use to you, and he'll never play enough to lose that rawness, unless you lot have major injuries.

Nope, tbf it's a rumour that's been going about for a few months now, here and there. Watch out for your owner starting to use the term "Dundee franchise" instead of "Dundee FC"..

Is it the rumour about a merged Dundee club moving into the new stadium in 2020, when theres allegedly going to be a league reconstruction to implement "Project Braves" colt teams?

Replying to the other part of your post - would it have been that big a jump? We're several years down the line, is the idea that they could have some form of group intelligence and basic communication really that big a leap? At least it would have been something different from yet another human group to fight. For me it would've been, but I understand others might think differently. I also don't understand what the difference would be between a human group dressed as zombies, and zombies acting like humans, but there you go.

Always be worth asking them a price for the full job, and a price just for fitting, as there's no doubt situations where you will be cheaper buying your own, just whether the difference in price is worth the hassle.

I'm the opposite. Walkers "evolving" would've been a complete and utter shark jump, and any vague realism left in the show would've vanished. Watched it for the first time last week, he can barely say a sentence without fucking up the words and seems to only be there as he's a complete and utter fanboy

Depend on their mood. Know someone, who's a dickhead tbf, who went to a tyre place and got quoted £300 for four tyres and fitting. Went away and bought four tyre from black circle for £200 and went back to the tyre garage, telling him he got it that cheap and asked him to fit it. Garage charged him £50 a tyre to fit them/balance the wheels, new valves, and to dispose of the old tyre.

See Nydam been getting talked about. Wonder if he's likely to be given a chance on the left wing over the next month or so.

How's Allan doing? His physical attributes are fucking vile so I refuse to go near him. Having a smasher in my second Roma season in terms of transfers. Sergi Gomez from Dortmund for £8m, and Cutrone from Milan for £5m. Absolute bargains. Mertens a free agent in the Summer, saving some powder for him.

Teams like Celtic can be fun as you don't have a huge amount of issues domestically, but a massive challenge in Europe. Can be better doing that type of save if you don't have much time to play as you can just rattle through league games without much thought.

Glad to see the authorities grow some bollocks for a change. Dave King will be happy though, keeps attention away from how his own court case has gone.

Last ACL injury I can remember was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and it took him almost 7 months to get playing again, and I don't think he had any set backs at all.