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If you don’t want people talking about the Tories, probably best not to invoke a direct comparison with the Tories. For what it’s worth, I can barely get a signal on the Glasgow-Edinburgh line, so can fully believe that phone service on a train to Skye isn’t always reliable.

Never thought I’d miss Malky, but here we are.

Was Condoleeza Rice not available then?

Never looked in much danger of conceding, but really struggled to break Queens down. Not all that convincing, but at least we won. Shea Gordon ran around doing nothing again, and wasn’t very impressed with Foster before he went off. Penrice had an ok game though, and McKenna/Brownlie didn’t look like total bomb scares the whole time, which was a pleasant change.

Email Support@totaltickets.org for any issues with the stream, apparently.

Aye I’ve got it working now, refreshing it worked fine despite the message saying not to.

Good to see that despite ditching Pixellot, we’re still utterly unable to run a live stream properly.

Stunningly, he’s a significantly worse manager.

Played pretty well up until the defensive incidents I thought, and certainly should have scored a couple in the first half. Our defence is going to be some laugh though, the first, third and fourth were absolutely shambolic by all involved. Spittal looked good, and Docherty seems like he'll be a good addition. Richard Tait was by far the best player on the pitch though.

Fucking hell

I take it this Tommy boy isn’t a regular on St Mirren TV? He seems to be completely unfamiliar with any of the players.

Blair Spittal used to annoy f**k out of me, but after watching Zanatta for a season I imagine he’ll be a breath of fresh air. He should be more than good enough for the third tier anyway.

That was proper British cheating, not the poncey foreign cheating you get these days.

I see no reason why they couldn’t just claim it’s a lookalike that died and the real trump is still out there fighting the paedo elites.

The rest of the bench seems to be guys from the youth academy, so I’m assuming he’s the same.

Just need to wait to see if this Stormzy is a pretend engineer or not

Cup group stage 2048 Mixed, I would say. Great start, then a couple of really poor performances (in particular a nonsense 6 minutes against HIFK) and a really strong finish. Osborn has been outstanding. He's becoming the new Dave Watts. Through to the next round, which is the main thing.

Transfer Window 2048 The outgoings. The guys retiring were on trial so no idea why they're counted here, but oh well. No losses really. And the incoming players. Mostly Finnish players as the match squad needs a minimum of 9 guys trained in Finland. Will be looking for some more shortly as I'm seriously lacking in depth, but will see how that goes. Joshua Carroll is the first one up, centre half who should improve the team somewhat. Him and Thor will be my starting back 2, and hopefully they'll be up to the job. Jonas Ruuth is a striker, but he'll be playing right wing for me. He's been playing in the Finnish top flight his whole career, so should do me well and bring some experience to the team. He's quick and can dribble and finish, so that's nice. Timo Ruuskanen is a centre midfielder, and is here to sit on my bench. Signed entirely because he's Finnish. He's got a bit of potential as well. Tuomas Haapassari is another of the "because he's Finnish" brigade. He can play anywhere in defence, which is good, and could be alright. Mobin Bagheri is meant to be my goalkeeper, he's not great but he's Finnish and he's not complete garbage so that's ok. I'd agreed to sign him before I knew I was going up. I'd probably have looked for someone better if I hadn't agreed this, but f**k it.

Apart from 5 minutes when the stream went down, it’s working much better today. Still not the easiest to tell who’s who, but it hasn’t abandoned an attack to show Jamie Sneddon wandering about so that’s something. Glass and Graham both look good.

Glen-something or other, I think. A genuine simpleton.

Not really relevant to what I said though, is it?

If only there was some way to test this “silent majority” hypothesis in 2020.

I think it’s from some street football show Wayne Rooney did about 10 years ago, and soccer AM subsequently used it roughly every 3 seconds. It’s absolutely horrendous regardless.

It’s a shame BSC don’t have more fans to get upset by McCall’s nonsense, I’m quite enjoying this.

I do feel a bit bad for Kincy here. He sat back and did f**k all while his club died, and now he’s going to have to do the same with his beloved union. What a terrible shame all round.