I was speeding and got pulled over by a policeman. I rolled down the window and said,
"Officer, I have to be honest. I have a dead body in the boot, as well as a hammer covered in blood, rope and duct tape."
Within minutes loads of police arrived and surrounded me and the car. They popped the boot, and it was empty.
The policeman's superior officer came to me and said "My officer said you had a dead body, hammer, rope and duct tape in your boot."
"I bet he said I was speeding, too," I replied.