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    My grandad used to sell filofaxes to the mafia. He was involved in very organised crime.
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    Just found out that even though it sank over 100 years ago, the Titanic’s swimming pool is still full of water. Amazing.
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    Taking "get in the sea" to a whole new level...
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    Two guys walk into a bar, you’d have thought one of them would have seen it.
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    Buying tickets will be a farce no matter what game you want to go to.
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    Tampa Bay v Carolina confirmed
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    I don’t need to impersonate anyone to be a fud
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    How was it? Was wanting to go to the Glasgow one last month but had nobody to go with!!
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    ^^^ Only An Excuse’s number one fan.
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    The man who invented autocorrect has died. May he roast in piss.
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    I’ve never understood why people would do this. They have obviously got on the escalator as they are planning on going somewhere when they get to the top/bottom, so they should already have their route planned before they even step on. 99.99999% of people don’t get on an escalator for the sake of it.
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    Unfortunately not
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    Made that mistake once going to an away game at Falkirk. Got on the train that I thought was going to Grahamston and panic set in when it pulled away from the platform five minutes early. Spoke to the conductor who advised I was on the wrong train. Had to get off at Larbert and get another train heading towards Edinburgh. Thankfully made the game in time
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    Finally took the plunge and got myself a cheap electric RockJam guitar from amazon. Signed up to Justin Guitars online tutorials which seem pretty decent and can take learning at my own pace, only know the two chords so far but hoping to persevere with it.
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    We don’t need to know you drink each others piss...
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    Lewis Strapp back to Annan for the rest of the season.
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    At this rate we could end up with more Morton players (current or former) at Dumbarton than at Cappielow.
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    I’d rather she was at the end of the tunnel...
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    One more day at work tomorrow then not back until the 28th
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    People that don’t keep to the left when walking up/down stairs which means you have to stop half way so someone can move out the way.
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    Donald Trump found.
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    Looks like we may be getting Kiltie from Kilmarnock on loan until the end of the season. Could be a cracking signing.
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