I am absolutely heartbroken and devastated.
I'm going to try and do this with no spoilers, basically, I've sunk 40 hours into the game at this point, there has been one moment where shagging was an option and it was when a guy asked if I was interested, I said no.
The whole time playing I've had my seedy little eye on one character who I think would suit my main man Eivor, anyway she is a relativley minor NPC so I didn't think there would be an option to go with her so last week another more important character asked if Eivor wanted to roll around in the hay and as I like to get immersive I liked to imagine Eivor was in need of his hole (I've watched Vikings, they're shagging aw the time) and he has been an incel this whole playthrough other than the time someone presumed he was homosexual so i thought, aye even if it's not true love he would go for it..
Fast forward to this moment in time where I'm playing the game, I arrive at my settlement and said NPC bird I mentioned before confesses her love for me, says she's always felt that way (I have too) I want to respond accordingly but the game doesn't allow dirty dog Eivor to get away with his sordid deeds, the only two options I get are friend zone her or confess I love the other bird (the one I dont like)
It's an absolute shambles of a playthrough, I want to quit and load up a save file before I let my virtual character think with his penis before his brain but I'd have to replay like 5 hours of work so it's not worth it in the end.
What is love?