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I remember the filling was like pus.

If you identify as a 2014 Vauxhall Insignia then you have the right to live as a 2014 Vauxhall Insignia.

She had a drink the other night and became talkative. She literally talked at me for 4 solid hours. First hour was almost a conversation although she clearly wasn't listening to anything i said and started taliking about random other subjects half way through my sentences. Second hour was mainly the old smile and nod from me with my eyes ahead trying to watch the telly. Third hour was me doing a lot of this: By hour four I'd given up on manners or subtlety and asked her repeatedly to stop talking, for the love of god just stop please. Apparently we were just having a conversation like normal people and i'm a fucking arsehole. Door slam, off to bed. Result. The moral of the story is appeasement doesn't work, will go straight to a war footing in future.

His decision to not sign with Bournemouth cost us far more than his decision to not sign with us didn't it? Vaguely remember the wallet story but didn't realise that was related to him going to Bournemouth. Jack was very definitely a lying p***k- worse than David Robertson in my book.

Sometimes i get reality confused with what i think should have happened. Don't do drugs kids. Especially not lots of acid.

Was his goal against Partick a long-range lobbed volley? Or have i made that up?

12-24 hours incubation for salmonella. You may have spoken too soon. On the plus side, if you're a fatty it's a rapid way to lose weight.

I remember a few years ago when there was genuinely anxiety about AI out evolving us. Looks like AI is going to do little but spam old threads. Not how I'd envisaged Skynet taking over.

Wikipedia seems to suggest he might be better known for his time at Napoli and Barcelona, 95 caps, 36 International goals and captaining his side to a world cup win. They do mention two goals against England but to suggest that's what he's best known for is nuts. It might be what first comes to mind for most Brits but we're not all that significant globally.

Not much the club can do to stop them if their minds are made up. Hopefully they aren't though. We'd get compensation for either this season, i think we'd lose that for Wright next year. It might be better financially to let him go this year if he wants to than to have a short term deal. Obviously a longer contract works better for the club but there'll be more to negotiate on that. I think you're being a bit harsh on Fraser. I don't recall him being duplicitous. I do recall him looking out for number one though, so f**k him anyway. Shite

It's like an auditory rorschach test. Your subconscious has revealed your innermost desires.

I guess you didn't see us v Hamilton. Aimless balls into the box might not be a bad plan.

^wants to be in the gang

I look forward to your gushing tributes to a glam rock legend when Glitter kicks the bucket.

Is the Pope still an Argie? He might get actually beatified.

Reckon s3 will see Johnny running Miagi do?

Austerity is Back! Yay. I had 9 years of public sector pay "restraint" followed by freeze to 2017, with increased pension contributions which reduced my take home by 10% in real terms despite getting a major promotion in that time. I no longer work in the public sector thankfully . The civil sevice got an actual payrise last year, but not nearly enough to catch up. There is basically no fat left to trim. As a real terms cut this is fiscal tightening during a recession and is ridiculously stupid from an economic perspective. From the perspective of keeping the gammon mob happy it works though. I saw a comment somewhere the other day about it being fair because sir Humphreys and their gold plated pensions. The usual media pseudo sages will lap it up though because they are too thick to know any better.

Thanks. Have looked up. British version is Jewellery so i'm not a bad person after all. At least not for that reason anyway.

Apologies - i do that and had never read the word carefully until you pointed out the error of my ways just now. I will try to be a better person

You forgot the bit where they rub salt in the wounds by forming a procurement watchdog quango and hire their mates as part time directors on six figure salaries

I could of included that

On thre pronunciation front, the extra syllable in mischievous, making it mischievious. That's up there with pacifically and definately.

It was our first choice back 3 that ambled casually towards the ball for the equaliser. No, he's about 5'9". I think Craig Levein's like 6'2" or something.

I can't see a convincing choice for rb in there and we actually have 2 fit, so i'm guessing its 3 at the back with Kennedy rwb? Main + Cosgrove suggests we're going to try to avoid using their shitey astroturf wherever possible.