I'm sure we've all had to improvise to deal with a turtle's head once or twice. Nobody else was using the car.
Unless i'm missing some hidden meaning, that biffer appears to be perpetuating the mandingo stereotype while suggesting that black mens' knobs look like aubergines? If that is a real photo actually in the implied context, then i'm surprised she hasn't had her head kicked in.
I'm sure there are more hygeinic ways to defrost a chicken.