ArabGaz

Things that are always guaranteed to make me smile: 1. Dogs sticking their heads out of car windows. 2. People tripping up in the street. 3. Man Utd getting routinely pumped after spending another few hundred million on guff. Never change boys, never change.

Carragher was one of them. Absolute madness that they think the goal scoring record is more important than league titles. He’ll be joining one of the biggest clubs in Europe with legitimate CL aspirations as well. He should go to Bayern for a few seasons, win a few trophies then head back to the Barclays to tick off Shearer’s record.

Get ‘em telt Keysey! “*City” “*denotes a team waiting to answer 115 PL charges of financial wrongdoing”

Maguire isn’t good enough for a Champions League club but he’ll do just fine at West Ham level. Sensible signing from Moyes.

No but just watched it on your recommendation. Great stuff. I know very little about womens football but the US team seem really smug and smarmy so delighted to see them papped out by the tiniest of margins.

The first three pelanties were truly some of the worst/funniest you’ll ever see. To be fair though the last three England ones were crackers.

In terms of cheating i’ve thankfully never personally witnessed anything dodgy from a playing partner but when you get these team events with big prizes (say like an all-expenses paid golf holiday) you really have to question the winning scores. Some of them are Kim Jong II levels of absurdity.

I like it. Sounds like the name of an Aussie surfer. Not Open related but I watched a wee bit of the Women’s Amateur Championship on Sky Sports a couple of weeks back and the runner up was called ‘Annabelle Pancake’, which is just fantastic.

Big decision for Tommy T at half time. Do Bayern shut-up shop in the second half and hold on to what they’ve got or push for that potentially crucial 19th goal?

Typical. Whenever I want Rory to win his putter usually turns into a brick, but the one day I hope he makes an arse of it he suddenly finds his touch.

I quite like Coltart but I think Dougherty is getting a wee bit smarmy these days. Wayne Riley is the boi though.

I felt the same as well. He was such a talent in his first couple of years at Spurs that you just thought there’s no way that his playing levels could’ve fallen so much without something going on behind the scenes. Hopefully he gets all the support he needs.

I believe the top is based on the one worn by Super Steve Clarke (and some others) in the 1998 Cup Winners Cup final.

Andy no doubt as best man with Big Sam, Reidy and Dychey as ushers. (What a stag that would be by the way!)

Ex-Southampton forward Rickie Lambert has gone full Le-Tiss over the last few weeks ranting about a ‘Great Awakening’. Must be something in the water down that way.

I thought he spoke very well in that video.

“Clarke, Steven Clarke, I’m the greatest coach in history. From the town of Saltcoats, We’re away to Germanyyyy”

Rodri’s tears still haunting Hampden!

Ronaldo has a mere 18 penalties in 199 caps. Kane has 20 in 85! That’s Rangers levels.

Clark’s caddie lining up his putts for him infuriates me more than it should.

Cheers to the Mayor of Norwich!