ArabGaz

“I once made a 350 mile round trip on a Monday night to watch my Scottish Premiership club get pumped by a non-league mob live on national TV” “Ok, so who is your team and who humiliated you?” “Well I support Aberdeen and we got beat by a club called Darvel”. “Darvel? Who the f**k are Darvel? There isn’t a team called Darvel. I’m going to say it’s a lie”. “It is in fact true”

The ‘league of late goals’ strikes again!

Yeah, really like that as well. They’ve also announced that they’re playing the Hydro in September.

It’s true. He’s 6’1” of prime, Barclay’s beef according to both wikipedia and the premier league website. It’s going to take me a wee while to get my head around this revelation.

I’ve just realised that Luke Shaw is 6ft 1” tall. I’ve always thought that he looks a dumpy, short-arse.

Bye bye, Wales.

Very sad news. Excellent player in his day and seemed like a really nice guy whenever I saw him interviewed. He was a big part of Football Italia when I were a young lad and I was reminded of his sketch with AC Jimbo (1:30 - 2:00min). RIP Luca.

Very, very sad news. Always enjoyed his comments in the music forum. Came across as a great guy.

That Meghan avocado headline is sensational and I had to google it to make sure it wasn’t a fake. The opening paragraph of the article is just as good. “The pregnant Duchess of Sussex and so-called “avocado on toast whisperer” is wolfing down a fruit linked to water shortages, illegal deforestation and all round general environmental devastation.”

I’ve only watched the first 3 episodes to date but Jack Warner seems like a hell of guy. Not sure i’d expect to get my money back if I lent him a tenner.

People not closing their blinds or curtains at night providing the sniper/burglar/murderer/police etc free reign to spy on the unsuspecting homeowner from their garden.

Look out for the strict dress code. If you’re not wearing bootcut jeans and brown boots you’re not getting in.

Not sure where you are located but Ryanair fly direct to Nantes from Edinburgh.

I’ve spent half of the last 24 hours having a right good laugh and the other half suffering from ‘Nam style flashbacks!

Cheers Liverpool.

Dougie in the bar after the conference.

The Greece and Finland home matches for the Euro 96 qualifiers were my first two Scotland games. I can vaguely remember that the old South Stand at Hampden was still on the go at the time.

Gone but not forgotten.