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Moral of the story? When manufacturers spend ££££Ms of pounds developing a car and then some wizzkid says they’ve found a way to unleash its untapped potential by ‘mapping’ the engine, they have!. But it’ll 99% be at the expense of same engine’s longevity.

Nah. Definitely a Saint.

Big Marvellous keeping the smile on everyone’s coupon.

Why shouldn’t you wear Ukrainian underpants? Because Chernobyl fall out.

As Todd said but FFS M9, I'd be delighted to be getting back into work. Jammy Bassa for even getting an invitation!

The sooner some of you ‘wacky banter’ cuntos get back to work the sooner my Rangers Thread forum experience will be vastly improved.

Is the perspective tricking me Father Maguire style or is it really that low? If it's the latter, my neighbour would be getting telt to get it trimmed back regardless of how it looks. Think the roolz is that if it’s hanging into your garden it’s your job to prune it back but you then have to lob the debris back over the neighbour’s fence.

Basic answer was ‘do I want to be cutting up green tripe at 8am on a Sunday morning or leave it to a nutritionist who has spent many millions working out an optimum for dry food that suits the most?’ Call me lazy. I put my trust in those that invested their money. I absolutely get the raw food idea. I just don’t think it’s for all.

Ta. All makes sense. I did look at the raw food for him this time round, was talked out of it and happy enough with that. Choices for circumstances I suppose.

Why not the bravecto? Because of where we are it was a constant battle with ticks on the previous big chap. This time round it’s been a revelation with the bravecto, nothing. What’s the downside that I’m missing? And is a garlic breath dog a good thing? (I’m joking btw!)

I thought this too. Cheeky c**t looking for advice but ‘cba’ taking a photo? f**k off pal.

33% of this household have beards. HTH.

Just a wee word of caution on the automatic 6 month extension on your MOT due to Coronavirus. A-P Jnr’s car was due up now but got an extension to October. A variety of reasons - one being philanthropy to the local garage who had just seen their next 6 months work evaporate in front of them - I went ahead and got it MOT’d anyway. A missing droplink in the front suspension and a near cut through brake hose were two standout comments on the fail sheet. If the MOT is due on your car and your garage is open, I’d suggest the annual check is still very much worthwhile getting done.

0% in this household. HTH.

Ok I’ll bite. Much of the strategy to this is devolved; we all just happen to be on the same page. What should Nicola be doing differently and should she similarly charged with ‘horrific mismanagement and criminal negligence’?

Biological washing powder my friend. If it smells of pish, they’ll pish where it smells of pish. (Dunno who was the first to go there right enough....)

First thing this morning? ‘Where we going today?!?!!’

Had the big boy away up a (very local) hill yesterday. Cunted. (As was I. But no one got me a bowl of chilled Highland Spring!)

That, chief, second only to getting the bint papped, is the best move you’ll ever make. They’ll be total c***s mind, right up up until they work out how life works in the new LHMFC rules. And that might take a wee while...

Fuqdat idea. Two days of three consecutive games? I’m enough of a jakeball as it is just now. Anyone that remembers the Sky Super Sunday when the SPL game was given the Sunday 6pm KO after two EPL games will, I am sure, back me up on that!

Yeah but at 280mph they’re not going to capture very much. Chemtrails for the good folk of Argyll & Bute?

Surely they’d need to alternate hands to get that flight pattern?