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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Go to the dental hospital. I can see in to it from my office so Ill make sure to point and laugh.
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    None of the comedy trio Scotland the What were actually born in Scotland. Buff Hardie was born in India, Stephen Robertson in Ireland and George Donald was manufactured in a lab in Munich.
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    Be careful out there.
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    ^^^ Cindy Lauper found Wid
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    Sorry forgot to put them on and went as an Indian chief instead.
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    The album Kick is in the top 10 albums ever made by a human, ever. However their best ever song is Johnson’s Aeroplane.
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    Second most. First would be: Pics?
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    Wouldn’t recommend it tbf.
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    Why, may I ask?
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    Unlike Dundee who are a professional rabble. Ah-thank you.
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    People who post articles from websites that force you to disable addblocker before you can read the article.
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    The equivalent of a warm can of Sweetheart Stout then
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    Domo arigato, or some such.
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    I usually just pour it straight down my throat. What's the Japanese take on that?
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anne Hathaway's baby sitter was called Anne Haddaway.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    The contract didnt say I would let them out again at any point. "Born in the USA, I was Born in the USA"
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    I wouldn’t. I’d charge folk £200 a ticket, open the curtains and welcome them into my dining room.
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    Haddaway is Dr Alban’s uncle.
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    Wid.
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    Ronald Raygun being one.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    You know what it as? A lot of wanky shite with no relevance whatsoever. (stattos incoming)
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Baw.
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