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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Too true Benjamin. I think he’s struggling with the step up to Peterborough Wanderers.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is Sue Barker Welsh Bairn? Are you suggesting that Welshbairn has shagged Cliff Richard? Mind you, given his flirting with celebs I would put it past him.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    As long as you’re a people passionista, a wantrepreneur, and at the gym at 4am with “the team” then you’ll be fine.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Embrace it.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Faugères. (Me neither).
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not surprised by this revelation. #dundeeloyalstaunchers
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    ‘Amazing Lego exhibit arrives in Dundee with models of Tannadice and Dens on display’ they said.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Think it was living through the Victorian era that did that to him.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Strumpet
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Spiky haired twisted fire starter and esrtwhile tunnel dweller Keith Flint’s mum was called Gladys Keith. And his dad was called Flint Fochabers. Neither of them are aware of the Keith triumvirate mentioned above.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Be funny if Nike turned round and told her to “put her knickers on and make them a cup of tea”.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    I think the one on the left is Jackius Macnamarus.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    She literally hasn’t got an arse.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Good luck m9. I’m sure he’s a wee battler.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    The town of Keith is not one town but three small villages which amalgamated in 1753. Keith to the East, Fife Keith to the West and Normantebbet to the south.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Apart from when the inevitable chest pains kick in 10 years down the line.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    I met him once circa 1997 and tromboned him. You don’t hear that in the news though.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    f**k off
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Had a can last night but had to put a bit of lime cordial in it to get some flavour.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    That’s one hell of an output from Judy’s fanny tbf.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Tam Cowan’s musical taste is fucking bowfin.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Here’s some butterflies to cheer y’awl up.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not really. My previous VW Gowf had similar looking damage but because the 2 airbags had gone off, they wrote the c**t off. Its more of a cost thing than how much structural damage is done.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    What do you think this is? Name that tune?
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