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  1. philpy
    You came up on my "people you might know" thingy, had a look to see who you were.
  2. philpy
    Lighten up chief, just having a laugh.
  3. philpy
    I might talk pish, but at least im not bald AND ginger. Surely you should get some kind of disability benefits for that???
  4. philpy
    Were they buzzing??
  5. philpy
    This weather, and beer.
  6. philpy
    What were the reasons for the white ones anyway?? Jeez, what next, ambulances without sirens???
  7. philpy
    Ok, ok. What have I got to loose anyway??
  8. philpy
    You mean "lose"
  9. philpy
    Aye exactly. I've got a large square of the garden dug up ready to put slabs down, can't get f**k all done at the moment.
  10. philpy
    Keep an eye for a band called "silver coast" on the festival circuit this year. Very good live, and they are playing bute fest.
  11. philpy
    "Oh look, that c**t addie is back"
  12. philpy
    That face just screams "right, who's just fucking dropped one?"
  13. philpy
    Tell her to buy her own fucking cat and then she can call it what the f**k she wants.
  14. philpy
    To you maybe, to me....
  15. philpy
    He is "Pete Rockwell" these days.
  16. philpy
    I did a few months ago, not now.
  17. philpy
    Don't think so. A combination of bald and ginger isn't something you want to view for too long as it is.
  18. philpy
    You're OK grim. We'd get on like a house on fire.
  19. philpy
    Bobby skidmarks, do you have a twin brother that works in the Guildford arms?? The barman the other night was your spit, the poor c**t.
  20. philpy
    Ive never been any further north than helmsdale, and by f**k that was a strange place.
  21. philpy
    Never watched any of the Harry Potter films Never watched any Star Wars or Star Trek films Never driven on a road abroad
  22. philpy
    Had autism, or been grannied by a beast at pool.
  23. philpy
    Save money on expensive jacuzzis by eating two tins of beans then having a bath.
  24. philpy
    Cecil was a caterpillar
  25. philpy
    Its always a delight though.
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