The Golden God

Think this is the key issue with Morelos. If we are comparing him directly to Dembele, as seems to be the reasoning behind wanting 20 million quid, then this stat proves he is nowhere near. Dembele scored countless goals in big games. Off the top of my head, 3 in the 5-1 OF game in 2016, the only goal in the league cup semi not long after, the equaliser at Ibrox when Celtic won 2-1, also in Europe, 2 against City in the Champions League and a late penalty to get through in the qualifiers. Morelos reminds me more of a Kris Boyd, a guy who did score regularly in the SPL, but struggled against the better teams and in bigger games. Rangers fans all go on about him being the best striker in the league, but if you were to pick one player for one game, let's just say it was Tuesday night, you would 100% pick Dembele over Morelos, I personally would pick Edouard over him every day of the week aswell. Also think that his disicplinary issues can't just be dismissed as something he'll grow out of, he's 22 not 16. Another issue with his temper is that from what I've seen, he seems to go in the huff quite a lot when wound up, aside from kicking out and diving etc, he goes in a wee mood and seems like he almost tries to hard. Players, especially strikers get wound up by defenders, get wee niggly tackles etc all the time, most of them use it as motivation to do better, more reason to score and get it up the defender but Morelos seems to just get dead angry and start kicking things and falling over any time someone breathes on him. Sure, he could end up growing up and improving and becoming a good player at a higher level, but I think when all is said and done, he'll be getting compared to Kris Boyd and Dembele will be getting compared to Larsson (not saying he'll actually be that good)

Right now the entirety of the clubs existence has been the Banter Years so it's basically the exact same thing

Beckham to the Browns, for a 1st, 3rd and Jabril Peppers

New one was on tonight, do Protestants really keep their toasters in the cupboard?

Calling Pancake/Shrove Tuesday, "Pancake Day". It's always a Tuesday, same way as Good Friday is always a Friday. You wouldn't just call it "Good Day" or Easter Sunday "Easter Day". Call it Pancake Tuesday.

The girl who was singing in the Central documentary and talks about she was "jammin" seems like a complete cow and also can't sing to save her fucking life, there's a reason you're not in the RCS hen

Ayrshire is the worst place on earth with the worst accent on earth

Lewis Capaldi, not even just the constant people going on about how "talented" he is but now all these "hilarious" videos of him just talking complete shite.

Was fine flying out of it last week, some posh p***k was complaining that he'd paid fo prioroity/fast track going through security and that there was still a queue. Took me about 10/15 minutes in total to go through normal security lane which was right next to priority. From what I could see there was a tiny queue, would've taken him 5 minutes max, don't know what he's expecting, one whole security queue dedicated just to him. This probably happens a lot and is a boring story and I would've have said it but for the end, when he mentioned the incredibly high price of 3 pounds he (or his company) had paid for the fast track, what the f**k is anyone expecting paying 3 fucking quid. Anyway apart from that it was fine, don't think the BA commuters going to London were too amused with the amount of pesky working class football fans were on the flight before heading to Spain, that was amusing.

Love that Rangers fans blame Sportscene and the BBC for their players being suspended and not the players themselves for being fucking idiots. How dare the highlights programme discuss and analyse the higlights they show.

As a Celtic fan I booked the weekend off work in advance thinking we'd be in the final, obviously that never happened so decided to go to Edinburgh with some Celtic/Thistle supporting mates for the day. Sadly none of them were interested in watching the game, so we just cut about non football pubs while keeping up with the score on phones. Eventually persuaded them to find a pub showing the game after Hibs had equalised to watch extra time, arrived at the door of this place and the bouncer said they were full and we couldn't get in, then there was a massive cheer from inside, cue us outside trying to work out if it was a Rangers or Hibs pub. Went next door and I watched the rest of the game on the barmans phone. Rest of the evening/night after it was a bit of a blur, remember going into a place called Pivo or something which had a sign on the door saying no football colours, went in and every person in green and white. Place was absolutely jumping, great tunes on and just generally a class atmosphere. Few folk heard our accents and thought we were **** but quickly informed them otherwise and they were delighted. Mind walking back to my mates flat at the end of the night and the streets were mobbed. Mood was slightly ruined the next day by my stinking hangover and arriving at the bookies to collect my 40 quid winnings on Hibs to be told I'd actually put them on to win the first half. f**k Coral No longer friends with any of the guys and I think their refusal to watch the game is part of the reason (they're all c***s in other ways too). Still had a good day/night but if we'd actually watched the game in a pub with Hibees it would've been so much better.

This is from a while ago but look at the state of him.

Corbyn

Surely one aspect of being a "pick up artist" would be being even slightly attractive, not ridiculously ugly like this fud.

Birthday but in the theme, when I was 12 my parents (f**k knows why my dad agreed) got me tickets to a musical at (I think) the Kings Theatre. A shite present for a 12 year old who showed absolutely zero interest in musicals or the theatre, it was made worse by the fact the whole family went, meaning my brother and sister also both got tickets. So not only was it a shite present, it was a shite present my brother and sister got aswell despite it not being their birthday. I still bring it up regularly, if I got what was essentially no present one year, then the same should happen to the both of them at some point too.

MVG not playing too well at the minute. Based on today Anderson should be winning tomorrow

Feel for him massively. He clearly has some serious issues and has done for a long time. Uses a drug which is perfectly legal in loads of places to help and gets treated like scum because of it. Kareem Hunt has more chance of playing again than he does, he beat a woman. Peterson beat his own child. Sure there are countless others. Was only like a month ago Griffiths had to take a step away and he rightly got sympathy and support, should be the same for Gordon

Hope you've told the Innis&Gunn drinker how much of a p***k he is

Kane winning it for having a WC Kris Boyd wouldn't even be excited about would be ridiculous but it will happen because England/the BBC are idiots.

Poor picture quality but excellent pints in the new O'Neills on Union Street (used to be Royal Scot) can't remember the price, a few were had thanks to our friends from Trondheim

People who don't know how to put money in a pool table are infuriating. Get coin, put in slot, push, wait till all balls are out, release. Work in a pub and every other shift there's at least 1 fud who releases it too early meaning a ball or 2 get stuck. They come up and complain it's broken, naw, you're just a fucking idiot. In school kids should be taught how to buy rounds and how to work pool tables, if they can't do it then just kill them

With the pie discussion, people who moan about the price of going to a game these days (which admittedly is a bit too high) and then do lists of costs that include things like buying a scarf, food/drink in the ground, pints before/after the game, buying a programme etc as though they are all things that are mandatory for going to a game. Can kinda understand the pints bit but even then, if you weren't going to the game you'd still probably be having a pint that afternoon/evening anyway.

So who is Joshua fighting in April then? That's that a bit fucked.

Video of Kareem Hunt in a fight with a woman just got released by TMZ.