Academically Deficient

I remember. It would have been mad if Rangers and Celtic both made Euro finals in the same year twice in 5 years.

Was the final at Wembley that year? Must have been a sore one for Celtic to miss out on. Would have been strong favourites for it.

I like the reference to Tump as Papa Don

I think the UK has been displaying, for a while now, traits more commonly associated with the parts of the world we have been conditioned to laugh at/pity - due to their corruption and poor governance. It's being done in plain sight, and hardly anyone gives a shit anymore.

Without knowing what started this, I sincerely hope the wee ned got properly sorted out. I like that one where the Scottish guy with glasses on outside a Spar, or something, is very polite up until the point he decks some nasty wee p***k. A satisfying watch.

Yes a welcome return indeed but her accent seemed even wilder than usual. Possibly been doing a lot of the Gaelic channels and less English perhaps Agree. Love the way she pronounces Scotland

(Desperately subduing my inner Finbar Saunders) No, I've got a shit phone which has failed to fully capture her radiance.

Is there an option to raise the stakes? I need a big cash injection to have my Murdo Frazer tattoo removed. Well, I say that, but in truth it's actually a hideously deformative birth mark on my arse. <insert punchline here>

Great photo. I dont recall cosplay being a thing in 1970s Lanarkshire, so God knows where this boy had been in the morning. Also, what a player Willie Pettigrew was

Nicely summarised. The word "belief" is the important one for me. People believe all sorts of mad shit.

Hey DJ! Got any Major Lance? I feel like dancin'!

Here she is tonight. Looking lovely as ever.

Brian Rice. Working your way backwards using the reliably predictable Scottish football nickname methodology would get you there. I've saved you the bother cos I'm still on a high after last nights miracle of getting a draw

I've just driven through Cambuslang. The thought of the people I saw queuing outside Benny's Chippy shagging has fair put me off my tea. It was going to be lobster as well.

Well done, mate. I've heard it's quite uncomfortable in the short-term after the op, but well worth it thereafter. Should make a real difference if you go ahead with it.

Spotted at Partick station at midday. A female storming g past the ticket collectors and refusing to pay, shouting abuse at the female Scotrail staff. Stopped at the big exit doors, turned and screamed "Youze are meant to finish at 10 in the mornin'. Ah know the fuckin rules!!" Sadly, her knowledge of the rules didn't extend to the small technicality of actually having to buy a ticket

Could fair go a white pudding now.

I'm confused, and dont follow public philosophical discourse. Is this Peterson guy standing in Ruglen and Hamilton West as well? Interested in his view of the traffic congestion in Cambuslang Main St and associated arterial routes due to excessive house building and poor amenity planning. Thanks.

Ahem. 2 stands and a gazebo if you dont mind. Clubs with big away support get to use the latter. Just saying...

Me too. My main recollection was that it was very hot and Scotland couldn't get the ball, which pissed everybody off. In those days Scotland were routinely expected to win at Hampden, even against World Champions

No way Accies are getting anything out of this game.

Great film. He's got some great lines in it. It's a satire of the post-war consensus. Seems like a Golden Age now, cos even the baddies in it seem more moral than our present leaders. Oh, forgot to say, it's also funny.

It is sad. But kinda funny as well. The Germans probably have an extremely long composite word to describe the exact balance of that emotion. An emoji needs to be created. With those funny wee dots above it.

Well I've learned 2 important life lessons today. 1) refrain from offering the benefit of my experience in telling lassies they look a right state. Its lust like being in the house ffs. 2) Change my profile photo. For clarity, I am not Terry-Thomas, nor have I ever been (although I love the idea of cutting about Hamilton in a tifter and cigarette holder).

Sigh...boys nowadays eh?