Les Cabbage

Tomorrow night on Sky Sports it’s the clash of the good natured clubs as the irresistible force of Hibernian take on the immovable object of Motherwell. 5:30pm kick off is great because it allows me to hopefully be nice and pished by kick off time. For no reason other than surely we won’t win our first 4 games on the bounce I’m saying a draw which wouldn’t be the end of the world tbf. Stephen O’Donnell likely to go straight in? Will the best 2 forwards in the world continue to cause havoc? Keep scrolling to find out.

@HibernianFans is a reputable account imho

I’ll get the telescope out

Any decent vantage points to watch games from illegally? Asking for a mate

The Football should definitely be cancelled however we will allow strangers who aren’t being tested like footballers are into indoor venues to watch football....

What happens if there are a plethora of own goals?

Wasn’t sure if there’d be an exception for football (ie teams being able to travel to Aberdeen to play games etc)

Surely if the 6 that are isolating that haven’t tested positive get tested and they come back negative they’ll be able to play?

We definitely lost this game because of the pitch

Tanner is a fanny imo, he kept getting information wrong, clearly hadn’t done any research and just came across as a bit of a tool. Each to their own but it wasn’t great for me.

Good first half, typical second half inviting them onto us but they didn’t really create that much, Marciano’s best save came from Hanlon trying to put it out for a corner.

Martin Boyle is superb. David Tanner is a twonk. Joe Newell, despite being a Tory p***k is a very good footballer. Hopefully this behind closed doors stuff doesn’t go on for long cause our coverage was rotten imo.

His twitter patter is a bit of a riddy tbf, he never played a competitive game for us and was only on the bench once. Obviously has a lot of affinity towards the club but the way he makes out he’s relevant on Twitter is a bit cringeworthy imo given he made less appearances for the club than Kleton Perntreou.

Maybe worth trying the Harp & Castle or Robbies Bar if you can get a seat. R10rdans Sports Bar (yes, it’s what you think it is) might be a shout aswell, not sure how likely you’ll be to be able to get in/get a seat mind you. I would avoid your Killie colours though

He’s Kevin Nisbet Leads our attack Knocked the Hearts back He’s Kevin Nisbet He’s Kevin Nisbet In the green and white He’ll score, all of the time He’s Kevin Nisbet

This sounds rather ominous for non-season ticket holders for home games but from a selfish perspective I’m more interested in the away games so hopefully you’re correct in that we’ll hear more on them soon.

Anyone heard anything from their club about PPV away games etc?

Those comments..... You can almost smell the fear.

1. Hearts 2. Dunfermline 3. Dundee 4. Inverness Caley 5. Roath Ravers 6. Ayr 7. Arbroath 8. Morton 9. Alloa 10. Queen of The South

1. Celtic 2. Rangers 3. Aberdeen 4. Motherwell 5. Les Cabbage 6. Dundee Utd 7. Livingston 8. Kilmarnock 9. St Mirren 10. St Johnstone 11. Ross County 12. Hamilton (surely this time)

1. Partick Thistle 2. Airdrieonians (P) 3. Falkirk 4. Cove Rangers 5. East Fife 6. Montrose 7. Clyde 8. Dumbarton 9. Forfar 10. Peterhead

I’ve missed watching Lewis Stevenson underhitting crosses tbh. Wonder what the craic will be with streaming it, assume it’s mentioned elsewhere but do we think it’ll just be through an improved version of Hibs TV? And will away supporters/non-season ticket holders be able to watch it? The last time Hibs lost our first home game of the season we gave debuts for James Collins and Michael Nelson and we ended up going down. Safe to see if we lose our relegation is all but confirmed. Don’t know where to start with trying to call it but thank f*** it’s back. Will say 1-1 because my memory makes me think we usually draw at Home to Killie.