Florentine_Pogen

Seeing as you're all mad as hatters tonight, here's a wee snapshot of a rather special shop in Mrs. FP's hometown.

It's because They Are The Peepo.......... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

You just have, you big fibber...... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

The coffee shack at Tentsmuir Forest car park is the dug's baws. Great coffee and the crepes are just the job after a long beach walk. Can highly recommend the coconut, banana & Nutella. (£2 coin required for car park, no contactless payment.) Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

He'll be sparking up tabs off the cooker next.......... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

FTFY. Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

FTFY.

pub car king is still....errm........'evaluating' their artistic merit.

Sergio on verge of collapse, methinks.

Truly, he is a reprehensible c*nt.

Schauffele v McIlroy - US win 5&4 - The crowd will torture McIlroy and he will implode spectacularly. Cantlay v Lowry - Europe win 2 up. Scheffler v Rahm - Europe win 1 hole. Hopefully Rahm has just enough energy left to get over the line as there's no doubting that his balls are made of steel. Douchebageau v Garcia - Europe win 2 up. Sergio to produce the goods. Morikawa v Hovland - Match halved. Viktor seizes the moment. Johnson v Casey - US win 4&3. Casey is done. Koepka v Weisberger - Europe win 1 hole. Come on Bernd !!! Finau v Poulter - Europe win 2&1. Poulter has a legacy to protect. He can do it. Thomas v Hatton - US win 5&4. English v Westwood - US win 4&3. Westwood is done. Spieth v Fleetwood - Match halved. Fleetwood needs to make some amends. Today is the day. Berger v Fitzpatrick - US win 5&4. Fitz to maintain his zero points consistency. This concludes the magic bean predictions of the FP jury. Tuesday's Euromillions winning numbers are 8, 19, 22, 28, 41. Lucky Stars are 3 & 11. You're welcome.

Referring to your varicose veins & Jimmy Durante style boozer's nose, obviously.......

Just needs The Holy Stone of Clonrichert (Class 2 relic) to finish it off..............

Not a fan of his tattoos, tbh.

Tell the truth Throbs. Naebody likes a liar.

Interesting piece on the mystery that is Anthony Kim in today's Grauniad :- https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/sep/20/golf-anthony-kim-ryder-cup-usa

Saw an ad on TV last night for Ocado, purportedly extolling the virtues of their awesome fresh food which you can order online and have conveyed to your door for convenience by one of their smiley happy drivers. The final frame of ad contains bits of 'small print', part of which reads 'Delivery Excludes Scotland'. Don't quite get why a company want to advertise in Scotland but then tell Scotland that 'we don' t want your custom'. F*ck Ocado.

Location : Sialkot, Pakistan My Team : Lochee United

Easy answer to this conundrum. Get your feckin' spices out of the drawer and into a rack like a normal human being.

Thoughts and prayers, my good man, thoughts and prayers....................................

You're just trying to outdo @red23 in the 'Martyr to the Relationship' stakes, arentcha ???

^^^^^^Beautiful, almost on a par with Carlo Scarpa's Brion Tomb in Italy. The swingball pole spoils it tho'...........

Moet Moments Craig, isn't it? Mad Jill must've bludgeoned him to death with an empty magnum.....

Amen, brother.