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Pregnancy And Parenting
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to Reading Saintee's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
We'd make the bottles with boiling water and then fire them straight in the fridge. They'd be used on the same day too. Our wee boy needed the Gaviscon satchets for a little while too due to colic. My wee lass was fine though, thankfully! -
Last Book You Read....
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to H_B's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Currently reading the wee felly Charlie and the Chocolate factory at bed time. Fair takes you back and you realise how rubbish films are compared to reading. -
Pregnancy And Parenting
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to Reading Saintee's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
We made the bottles in batches for both kids (6 bottles at a time) and warmed them up out of the fridge in a container of boiling water. No adverse effects whatsoever! -
Quick Question Thread
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to stuart.'s topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I'm quite vengeful too and getting it right up them appeals to my nature but I think they'd take an element of satisfaction out of the fact that you have been pissed off about their actions all of this time. Just let them get on with their sub-standard lives, happy in the knowledge that you have made a good life for yourself regardless of what they used to think of you. -
There's nothing worse than sitting on the bog with half a shite poking it's brown head out of your ersehole and not being able to decide between risking an Elvis situation or attacking the inconvenience with reams of toilet roll and having to have a shower as a consequence because you just don't feel clean. I fucking hate wiping my arse like. If I won the lottery it'd be the first thing I paid for, an arse wiper. I'd give them special quarters in my huge house.
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Quick Question Thread
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to stuart.'s topic in The General Nonsense Forum
If he's up for it then why not? Ho ho ho. Seriously, batter in. If it gets awkward, it gets awkward. Who cares? At the end of the day you've had sex on tap and with someone you probably trust not to have some cock shrivelling disease. -
Speaking to Davie Hancock when we went to do the Jimmy Nich interview gave me a good idea of the massive amount of work that these guys do to provide another excellent medium connected to RRFC. I hope they get the support they deserve when the questionnaire comes out and would urge everyone to get right behind them.
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Quick Question Thread
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to stuart.'s topic in The General Nonsense Forum
We've talked about getting something more economical than the Kompressor but came to the compromise that the wife drives it the two miles there and back to her work during the week and I get to ream the life out of it at the weekend. I was doing nearly treble the petrol driving it to my work than what I put in the Focus. You lie to yourself that you'll drive it economically until a clear bit of road comes up or some dafty in his 1 ltr Corsa is trying to scream away from you at the lights. Foot down, dafty left feeling daft = Big grin that Monster talks of that looks like this >>>>>> -
I'm a wee bit worried for my job. An Asian outsource worker transferred a customer to me tonight and the wee Asian guy was really sound, wishing me a nice shift, nice week, nice year, nice life, nice reincarnation etc. He eventually passed the customer over and she even spoke about how nice he was and I agreed with the line, "Aye, I think I'll try and adopt him!" She took an audible intake of breath and I instantly thought about how what I said may have been perceived and then she burst out laughing for a while. Could that be misconstrued as 'dodgy' if that call is randomly listened to?
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What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to Rugster's topic in TV and Film Forum
Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs Brilliant film. Buck, voiced by Simon Pegg, has to be one of the best animated characters ever. 8/10 -
I only played part of the first game of course but I'm actually not too bad. I expected to have to roll out of bed, crash on to the floor and do a worm like movement to the landing where I'd then slide down the stairs head first. Was able to walk though. Brilliant effort by you guys yesterday, I hope you're all on the pitch at the derby to receive the accolade that the fundraiser deserves.
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What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to Rugster's topic in TV and Film Forum
Funny People Funny people my arse. I laughed more at Beaches with Bette Midler. I was actually uncomfortable watching it and couldn't make my mind up if the 'Funny people' were meant to be funny or not during the on-stage scenes. 2/10. Fucking mince.