Praw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 When you say hat, do you actually mean ski mask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 The back seat is further from the engine, so less heat to melt the ice compared to front seats.Not in a Hillman Imp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Throbber, the domain 'bukkaketaxi.com' doesn't appear to be taken. You're welcome. Thanks for that, I'm not planning on dumping her anytime soon but it's good to have a plan b!! Have been speaking to a couple of chef friends over there already, seems with my qualifications and experience I shouldn't have any problems getting an offer of employment prior to arrival and assistance with visas etc. I know things never go as smoothly as that, but planning on going over for a few weeks in a couple of months to get a feel for the place and sound out some employers. No doubt it depends on the airport, but the immigration officials are abject arseholes, and are desperate for an excuse to send you home. When you visit, don't even imply you're going to be scouting out employers - you're there purely on holiday, and you've no intention of ever trying to stay. Although America is lovely, of course, God Bless, etc. It's a juggling act between displaying disinterest and respect, is what I'm saying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 No doubt it depends on the airport, but the immigration officials are abject arseholes, and are desperate for an excuse to send you home. When you visit, don't even imply you're going to be scouting out employers - you're there purely on holiday, and you've no intention of ever trying to stay. Although America is lovely, of course, God Bless, etc. It's a juggling act between displaying disinterest and respect, is what I'm saying And if I have a job interview booked just keep quiet about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 And if I have a job interview booked just keep quiet about it? Aye, I'd recommend keeping that to yourself Don't carry any paperwork about it either. They *might* check your baggage, if they're feeling suspicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Back Seat Bukkake is an excellent name for a band. If they existed I probably would have seen them at the Apollo circa 1982, supported by Spit & Swallow, who could also have been a great band, due to their excellent name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Aye, I'd recommend keeping that to yourself Don't carry any paperwork about it either. They *might* check your baggage, if they're feeling suspicious. Thanks for all your advice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Is the word bukkake pronounced as it looks? I have only seen it on text on certain dirty websites. Back in ancient Japan women who committed adultery would be buried up to their heads in the sand and the local men would line up and she would perform oral sex on all of them and then eventually be beheaded. Would you put your dick into the mouth of an angry, frightened, and unwilling lassie who knows she's about to be beheaded anyway and therefore doesn't have to worry *too* much about consequences? Should make this a poll, TBH. Thanks for all your advice! One last thing - apparently a suitcase full of Irn-Bru bottles will be pulled aside as a potential biohazard. The key phrase is "it's the Scottish Coca-Cola", apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I guess a few bars of tablet in cling film might be asking for trouble too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I guess a few bars of tablet in cling film might be asking for trouble too? They'll probably make you eat it at gunpoint, just in case it's some kind of explosive. There's worse punishments, TBH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Is the word bukkake pronounced as it looks? I have only seen it on text on certain dirty websites. Back in ancient Japan women who committed adultery would be buried up to their heads in the sand and the local men would line up and she would perform oral sex on all of them and then eventually be beheaded. You don't help yourself, do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 You don't help yourself, do you? Keep up, Miguel. What do you think he uses the socks for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Don't be silly this is a serious question. Is the word bukkake pronounced as it looks? I have only seen it on text on certain dirty websites. Back in ancient Japan women who committed adultery would be buried up to their heads in the sand and the local men would line up and she would perform oral sex on all of them and then eventually be beheaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Throb, are they bucket seats & what does the white liquidy blobs taste of? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I've cleaned it with hot soapy water so if it comes again i will let you know. Its one step off going to the scrap heap anyway. I was going to suggest opening all the windaes & putting the heating on full blast but that would be predictable. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The back seat of my dads old Orion must have been like a mobile fertility clinic after I started driving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The back seat of my dads old Orion must have been like a mobile fertility clinic after I started driving it. You wanked on the back seat of your Dad's old Orion? Dirty boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I've never had sex, with a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I have never had sex in a car. It's very cramped. Outside the car, or on the bonnet of the car, is better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I've got a vespa, it's back seat is pristine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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