KnightswoodBear Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 So how many lactating women do you think it would take to provide a reliable tit batter service at Heathrow? I'm thinking serious money here people. Batter Up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Batter Up? I can't believe it's not batter? (any old powdered Nestle shit will do, nobody would notice) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I have ample breasts but didn't produce much milk when I tried to feed. However tit size is not linked to production volumes. I had a feeling that might be the case. Always happy to hear about your bountiful norks, though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I have ample breasts but didn't produce much milk when I tried to feed. However tit size is not linked to production volumes. Come on Rowy, you know the rules. Don't make me have to grass to the mods. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 ^^^ grass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Does Top Cat say "Bidness", on the Halifax advert? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 ^^^ grass f**k me BFTDave, let the ink dry. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I had a feeling that might be the case. Always happy to hear about your bountiful norks, though You are one sexually frustrated man Dave. Half of your posts seem to be sex-related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) To be fair, I don't recall him ever saying he wasn't a big filthy pervert that should be in jail. Miley have you ever seen BFTDave's needlepoint. I'm telling you, no way he learnt that at West Lothian technical college, that's pure mailbag magic from being banged up in Barlinnie Grimbo Edited April 25, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 You are one sexually frustrated man Dave. Half of your posts seem to be sex-related. Breasts are for feeding babies; we'd all be more comfortable if you'd stop trying to sexualise any comment about them, thank you. Miley is correct, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 My wife very annoyingly keeps forgetting to push her chair back in at the dining table, is this reasonable grounds for a boot in the pie?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 My wife very annoyingly keeps forgetting to push her chair back in at the dining table, is this reasonable grounds for a boot in the pie?? Yes, I think she should administer several boots to your pie for getting upset at nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 My wife very annoyingly keeps forgetting to push her chair back in at the dining table, is this reasonable grounds for a boot in the pie??^^^PTTGOYN for this pish Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I take my wee granny a breaded fish supper every few weeks. I'll have to stop. face pepos? Best chopper in Arbroath imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 face pepos? Best chopper in Arbroath imofrom pepos. Chipper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Lichtie's granny loves Pepos Chopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 face pepos? Best chopper in Arbroath imo Golden Haddock, I don't think Peppo's do breaded fish. I go on a Friday too and Peppo's must be the busiest place in Tayside come 4/5pm Saturday. I'd agree that it's the best though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Do people use the security pins on their phones? I've never 'protected' my phone as its a pain in the bum putting in a security code every time I want to make a call. Also not sure how it would work with the hands free in the car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Golden Haddock, I don't think Peppo's do breaded fish. I go on a Friday too and Peppo's must be the busiest place in Tayside come 4/5pm Saturday. I'd agree that it's the best though. Not in the least bit surprised that you eat fish on a Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Not in the least bit surprised that you eat fish on a Friday. Don't get it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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