Cerberus Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 In the Human Centipede, would the one at the end not just barf upon eating someone else's s***e for the first time and choke / suffocate on their own vomit? A fatal flaw in an otherwise solid plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Not unless you were a coprophile and then you'd probably lap that shit up, if you'll excuse the pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 In the Human Centipede, would the one at the end not just barf upon eating someone else's s***e for the first time and choke / suffocate on their own vomit?The one at the front gets off lightly as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Who eats brunch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 The one at the front gets off lightly as well. Actually, it's #2 who would choke to death, leaving all those behind to die from starvation rather than malnutrition. Unless the dead poop of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 A fatal flaw in an otherwise solid plan. Would it be worse if it was skitters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Would it be worse if it was skitters? I'll take the skitters, thanks. IIRC, the idea is that your teeth get removed too, so I'd rather swallow that nastiness quickly, instead of having to gum someone's dirty chocolate log into submission. Important to be clear about these things, considering that DA Baracus probably has this plan on the back burner, right next to the big bottle of chloroform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 You have to be #2 in a 3 person centipede.... who's up top and who's behind?? Kaley Cuoco up top. The list is endless as to who would be behind. This week it would have to be Lawrenson though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Link to a full fixture list anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Link to a full fixture list anyone? http://spfl.co.uk/league-two/fixtures/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Link to a full fixture list anyone?In the time you took to type that you could have googled SPFL and got them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonTheSons Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Looking to see if anyone can help in naming any golf courses, as my mate and I are trying to organise a game for August. The requirements of the course are:- - course isn't longer than 1hr or so from the Glasgow area - price isn't much more than £30-40 - is a course/club of decent standard, ideally not a public/council course if possible Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Looking to see if anyone can help in naming any golf courses, as my mate and I are trying to organise a game for August. The requirements of the course are:- - course isn't longer than 1hr or so from the Glasgow area - price isn't much more than £30-40 - is a course/club of decent standard, ideally not a public/council course if possible Cheers Westerwood at Cumbernauld? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Paradise Island Adventure Golf at Braehead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Looking to see if anyone can help in naming any golf courses, as my mate and I are trying to organise a game for August. The requirements of the course are:- - course isn't longer than 1hr or so from the Glasgow area - price isn't much more than £30-40 - is a course/club of decent standard, ideally not a public/council course if possible Cheers Caldwell @ Uplawmoor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonTheSons Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Thanks for the suggestions so far, folks. Presumably they welcome visitors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Thanks for the suggestions so far, folks. Presumably they welcome visitors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I'll take the skitters, thanks. IIRC, the idea is that your teeth get removed too, so I'd rather swallow that nastiness quickly, instead of having to gum someone's dirty chocolate log into submission. Important to be clear about these things, considering that DA Baracus probably has this plan on the back burner, right next to the big bottle of chloroform. This type of plan is something I would never go near. For the same reason I will never watch the film. I have a certain weakness you see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Looking to see if anyone can help in naming any golf courses, as my mate and I are trying to organise a game for August. The requirements of the course are:- - course isn't longer than 1hr or so from the Glasgow area - price isn't much more than £30-40 - is a course/club of decent standard, ideally not a public/council course if possible Cheers Dumbarton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Dumbarton. Dumbarton must be more than an hour from Glasgow, it's in the north remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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