welshbairn Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Poetry - have you used that before? Aye. Sex with exes is the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Speaking poetry, I know a cant-fail poem. Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the fucking van. You are welcome P&B Or, how about 'Does this smell like chloroform to you?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Apparently PA's getting a blowjob. Sadly, it's my deviant mate who's looking for advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How did you get on? I'm guessing via an airbridge, or up a set of stairs from the tarmac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I'm guessing via an airbridge, or up a set of stairs from the tarmac. Probably about it, just got offered a fraction of the tax back for a cancelled flight due to illness/bereavement, £70 from a £540 ticket. They probably resold my seat for much more. Airlines are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: tIf you're ex-bird gets in touch asking for a sub while they're skint, would you try to er...take advantage of the situation? If so, how would you phrase it? Asking for a friend. "Have you considered turning to prostitution? I may have an idea for how to ease yourself into it." You're Your friend isn't concerned about remaining on good terms, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: tIf you're ex-bird gets in touch asking for a sub while they're skint, would you try to er...take advantage of the situation? If so, how would you phrase it? Asking for a friend. Ask if she'd sleep with you for £1m. If she says yes, ask her if she'd do it for a fiver. Offended, she replies "What kind of woman do you think I am?". PA "We've already established what kind of woman you are. Now all we're doing is haggling over the price". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Quick, afore he gets in before ye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Deleted that post to amend it! Mine has a whole new meaning now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Speaking poetry, I know a cant-fail poem. Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the fucking van. You are welcome P&B That's very child snatcher-esque. I never had you down as a BEAST before. Your username is quite apt though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: Aye. Sex with exes is the best. I wouldn't mind having sex with my ex again. She was filthy! She's in Japan this month too...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 31 minutes ago, Tynieness said: The fact I gave you a greenie suggests I deserve a banning... c**t They can't ban you Tynie, you are the law around here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Ornithological people: Saw a couple of tit-like (snigger) birds in my garden this morning and can't find find them in the RSPB books or website. Same shape / size as a sparrow (as opposed to wagtail) but with bright orange beak, white head with black stripes down it's cheeks and over head, black back suddenly changing the grey tail midway down. Bit of orange to it's plumage, maybe. Any thoughts? Eta: Any orange plumage maybe a fabrication added as memory faded. Probably rules out Dundee United Finch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Ornithological people: Saw a couple of tit-like (snigger) birds in my garden this morning and can't find find them in the RSPB books or website. Same shape / size as a sparrow (as opposed to wagtail) but with bright orange beak, white head with black stripes down it's cheeks and over head, black back suddenly changing the grey tail midway down. Bit of orange to it's plumage, maybe. Any thoughts? Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Ornithological people: Saw a couple of tit-like (snigger) birds in my garden this morning and can't find find them in the RSPB books or website. Same shape / size as a sparrow (as opposed to wagtail) but with bright orange beak, white head with black stripes down it's cheeks and over head, black back suddenly changing the grey tail midway down. Bit of orange to it's plumage, maybe. Any thoughts? Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Ornithological people: Saw a couple of tit-like (snigger) birds in my garden this morning and can't find find them in the RSPB books or website. Same shape / size as a sparrow (as opposed to wagtail) but with bright orange beak, white head with black stripes down it's cheeks and over head, black back suddenly changing the grey tail midway down. Bit of orange to it's plumage, maybe. Any thoughts? Dundee United finch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Pics or GTF Genuinely tried to get a decent camera for the zoom but they'd fcuked off by then. If it wasn't for the other half backing up the description then I'd be convinced my mind was playing tricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Ornithological people: Saw a couple of tit-like (snigger) birds in my garden this morning and can't find find them in the RSPB books or website. Same shape / size as a sparrow (as opposed to wagtail) but with bright orange beak, white head with black stripes down it's cheeks and over head, black back suddenly changing the grey tail midway down. Bit of orange to it's plumage, maybe. Any thoughts? Maybe a spuggie that's just back from paint-balling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 4 hours ago, sjc said: I wouldn't mind having sex with my ex again. She was filthy! She's in Japan this month too...... You're in Japan? You could have mentioned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Sounds like a coal tit from your description, only the bright orange beak doesn't match up. Further investigation required. Coal tit head is more black than white. Maybe one of my neighbours has been putting out the Ronseal again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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