8MileBU Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Why do churches all smell the same? Holy shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Why do churches all smell the same? Old people don't wash very much and cover up the smell with cheap perfume and deodorant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its to hide the smell of priests and vicars touching up the kids. Does touching kids produce a smell? You seem to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Every time I give my daughter a cuddle, she seems to fart. Mate, she's trying to tell you something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just what is it that snakes are so furious about? They slither around all the time absolutely seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Probably lost the launch codes from Shadow Moses Island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Just what is it that snakes are so furious about? They slither around all the time absolutely seething Some c**t forced them out of Ireland. ETA: They were also badmouthed seriously in the Bible. That's going to sting. Edited July 23, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Some c**t forced them out of Ireland. Like Johnny Adair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Why does the Tripadvisor owl logo have different coloured eyes? Someone at HQ thought it would be a hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Why does the Tripadvisor owl logo have different coloured eyes? Tired decor that needs some refurbishment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 On 22/07/2017 at 15:21, Melanius Mullarkey said: Every time I give my daughter a cuddle, she seems to fart. I'm basing my assumptions on that. I'm not a total pervert, contrary to the writing in the bogs. Didn't think your daughter could reach that high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 How come when you go into an opticians, none of the models in the pictures look like they suit glasses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 On 23/07/2017 at 19:25, DA Baracus said: Just what is it that snakes are so furious about? They slither around all the time absolutely seething They spend their entire life utterly legless. Maybe they drink stella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Why does the Tripadvisor owl logo have different coloured eyes? Never noticed til now. Seems a wrong way round of nav lights - red/port/left and green/starboard/right. There's a milky bar for anyone who can work out why they're the wrong way round though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Never noticed til now. Seems a wrong way round of nav lights - red/port/left and green/starboard/right. There's a milky bar for anyone who can work out why they're the wrong way round though! Cause it is looking at you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 How many Rolos could you eat in the one go? I reckon a few hundred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 If it's looking forward (as it is), red should be on its left hand side and the green on its right. Looking in the mirror? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 How many Rolos could you eat in the one go? I reckon a few hundred. Nowhere near as much as Throbbers bird anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 hours ago, HenryHill said: They spend their entire life utterly legless. Maybe they drink stella. Snakebite, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 where's the nearest toilet please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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