Raith Against The Machine Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why are there two blokes in the Safety Car at the Formula 1? I'm pretty sure I could drive a Mercedes around a Grand Prix track without a co-pilot. What's his job!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why are there two blokes in the Safety Car at the Formula 1? I'm pretty sure I could drive a Mercedes around a Grand Prix track without a co-pilot. What's his job!? Maybe it's the driver's wife? Possibly gonna drop her off at Tescos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Is it pathetic that I'm planning to get 3 haircuts in the next month? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe it's the driver's wife? Possibly gonna drop her off at Tescos? the practicalities of that operation would make it unlikely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Does anyone have, in their possession, any of the following? Ribena Strawberry Ribena Raspberry Asda Apple Juice I need to find the vitamin C content of the above, and I'm buggered if I can find it anywhere on the internet. I assumed that they would be available on Ribena/Asda websites, but all I can find are calories and fat and all that sort of thing. I'd be a very happy bunny if anyone could let me know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Is it pathetic that I'm planning to get 3 haircuts in the next month? How do you plan when you get a haircut? Do you not just dae it when it's needed? Edited May 16, 2010 by Mr Hahn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Does anyone have, in their possession, any of the following? Ribena Strawberry Ribena Raspberry Asda Apple Juice I need to find the vitamin C content of the above, and I'm buggered if I can find it anywhere on the internet. I assumed that they would be available on Ribena/Asda websites, but all I can find are calories and fat and all that sort of thing. I'd be a very happy bunny if anyone could let me know. Is it the white carton of Asda apple juice m if it is theres no vitamin C content on it , sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Is it the white carton of Asda apple juice m if it is theres no vitamin C content on it , sorry. I think it was green (to cut it short, we did an experiment at college determining the vit c content of different juices and now I need to compare our findings with what's claimed on the packets, but I don't have the packets!). I know the packets we used had the vit c content on. I think I might just have to go to Asda and find out for myself. Thanks anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 How do you plan when you get a haircut? Do you not just dae it when it's needed? Well, I need a haircut within the next week as it's pretty messy and too long for my liking. I also need one before my girlfriend's big brother's wedding on the 12th of June, then one before I go on holiday on the 18th - it's my aunt that cuts it so it's not that big of a deal, but just talking to her we both realised how ridiculous it is. I'm too vain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 You do not fucking need a haircut on the 12th and the 18th. Once every two months is acceptable for tidiness sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why do some religious types refuse to work on a Sunday, yet they consider it OK fr the very person who preaches to them to work every Sunday of the year ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why do some religious types refuse to work on a Sunday, yet they consider it OK fr the very person who preaches to them to work every Sunday of the year ? There's no explanation for religion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Well, I need a haircut within the next week as it's pretty messy and too long for my liking. I also need one before my girlfriend's big brother's wedding on the 12th of June, then one before I go on holiday on the 18th - it's my aunt that cuts it so it's not that big of a deal, but just talking to her we both realised how ridiculous it is. I'm too vain. You absolute poofter. Anything more than once a month is absolutely positively back aisle territory. Quarterly to twice yearly is the optimum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 You absolute poofter. Anything more than once a month is absolutely positively back aisle territory. Quarterly to twice yearly is the optimum. I cut (what's left of) my hair at least once a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why do some religious types refuse to work on a Sunday, yet they consider it OK fr the very person who preaches to them to work every Sunday of the year ? Tedious w**k along the lines of "It's the day of rest, but a priest/pastor/vicar/minister is doing 'the work of the Lord'" and all that shite. I would personally like to force half-hourly ferries on the fundy islands just to piss them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 My 5s team got 55 quid from a tournament we were in today, and wanted to put it towards football tops Does anyone known somewhere we could find really rubbish retro tops for like £10-20 quid each. Like the purple spurs away top from the late 90's - sponsered by Hewlett Packard - or something along those lines. Really a retro set of tops from the early premiership days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 My 5s team got 55 quid from a tournament we were in today, and wanted to put it towards football tops Does anyone known somewhere we could find really rubbish retro tops for like £10-20 quid each. Like the purple spurs away top from the late 90's - sponsered by Hewlett Packard - or something along those lines. Really a retro set of tops from the early premiership days. There's a thread in the Bargain Basement about dodgy strips. I don't think they do retro ones, but there's some cheap ones to be had on that site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 My 5s team got 55 quid from a tournament we were in today, and wanted to put it towards football tops Does anyone known somewhere we could find really rubbish retro tops for like £10-20 quid each. Like the purple spurs away top from the late 90's - sponsered by Hewlett Packard - or something along those lines. Really a retro set of tops from the early premiership days. Soccer 1st 76 Waterloo St Glasgow are selling tops cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Why do auld folk keep cushions on their car parcel shelf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 You absolute poofter. Anything more than once a month is absolutely positively back aisle territory. Quarterly to twice yearly is the optimum. I can't believe you're giving someone shit about their hair, you curly f**k. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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