DDcups Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I ment put loads down on the seat so you don't sit in other peoples piss or shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? Never existed. You dreamt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? Loneliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? You sure it wasn't just a picture of Michael Owen you used to kick the ball off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Why do small dogs make more noise than big dogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Why do small dogs make more noise than big dogs? Angry wee man syndrome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Might be just so the computer system has a rough idea of stock levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Why do the staff in Burger King ask you what soft drink you're having when you go up to the machine and pour it yourself? bantz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? I'm not sure it existed, or it wasn't Owen who endorsed it. Wasn't he the guy who had the ball on a string attached around your waist? You basically volleyed it and it'd come flying back at you. Around these parts it was known as 'How's yer touch'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Why do the staff in Burger King ask you what soft drink you're having when you go up to the machine and pour it yourself?Stock levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 right, was talking to my mates the other day about childhood memories. Was reminiscing on a daft game thing i had in my room, it was basically a wee goal thing that you stuck to your wall that had a keeper attached to it, came with a tiny wee foam football and you had to try and score, pretty sure michael owen was in the adverts for it. Was great fun when i was younger, and i'm sure I spent hours battering a ball off my bedroom wall, but I can't remember the name of it. Anyone know what i'm on about? The only game I remember Owen promoting was a subbuteo/striker style game called total action football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Why do the staff in Burger King ask you what soft drink you're having when you go up to the machine and pour it yourself? Never had this myself. I'm assuming they ask you so that they know which fountain to pish into while you're counting your change 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Surely they could just look at the syrup sacks and see what they need to order? I make a point of lying to them about which drink I'm having. And I usually help myself to a free refill, cos that's the way I roll. #fuckthesystem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Surely they could just look at the syrup sacks and see what they need to order? I make a point of lying to them about which drink I'm having. And I usually help myself to a free refill, cos that's the way I roll. #fuckthesystem Are you sure it's Burger King you're going to, and not Buggery King? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Who's the lass in the yellow top hosting the Scottish Cup draw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Surely they could just look at the syrup sacks and see what they need to order? I make a point of lying to them about which drink I'm having. And I usually help myself to a free refill, cos that's the way I roll. #fuckthesystem Someone in an office somewhere has decided that the plebs can't be trusted not to steal those valuable sacks of syrup, so they'll tally the drink sales against the orders for mixture and raise hell accordingly. Heaven help them if the customers are using too many straws Free soda fountain refills are included, BTW. I'll be more impressed if you help yourself to a free refill of chips. (can't resist the opportunity to use this emoticon BTW: ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (can't resist the opportunity to use this emoticon BTW: ) I much prefer :cocacola or :fanta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Dalmarnock, yeah. Just a straight walk up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Going to Glasgow for the Davis cup next weekend - would the easiest way to get to the Emirates be the train from Queen St to Dalmernock? Or just walk. 30 mins or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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