BFTD Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Does anyone have any suggestions for getting the smell of pish out of fabric? The wee (ha!) rug that sits under the lavvy has been through the wash a couple of times now, but the smell won't go away. I think the wean's been dripping more than usual. I can't put it through a hot wash because it's rubbed-backed. I'll be honest; this question's primarily aimed at Shull 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Unless your pishy rug was an heirloom or holds sentimental value I'd just buy a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 "The wean". Riiiiiiiggght. "The wean" is his nickname for his cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Unless your pishy rug was an heirloom or holds sentimental value I'd just buy a new one. "The men of my family have been pishing on this rug for four generations..." It's bound to have been said by someone, somewhere. But not by me. I'll give it one last wash and see how it goes. "The wean". Riiiiiiiggght. I'll have you know that my pish smells of popcorn and rainbows. The wean's pish smells more like Grangemouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 "The wean" is his nickname for his cock. Christ, that would put a whole new slant on many of my posts. I do hope the past decade hasn't been some kind of Freudian hallucination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You could try the Pishy Smell Remover they sell in Tesco by the Rug Doctor stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You need to consider you're no longer capable of standing and pishing, you should consider sitting down in the future 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Does anyone have any suggestions for getting the smell of pish out of fabric? The wee (ha!) rug that sits under the lavvy has been through the wash a couple of times now, but the smell won't go away. I think the wean's been dripping more than usual. I can't put it through a hot wash because it's rubbed-backed. I'll be honest; this question's primarily aimed at Shull Sound the throbber horn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Just pish in the bathtub. It's a large target and you surely can't miss, especially if you stand in it when pishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Just pish in the bathtub. It's a large target and you surely can't miss, especially if you stand in it when pishing. I pish in the shower and my missus goes nuts. Perfectly acceptable etiquette if you're in the shower, to pish in the shower B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I pish in the shower and my missus goes nuts. Perfectly acceptable etiquette if you're in the shower, to pish in the shower B) You disgust me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You disgust me. I feel no shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I pish in the shower and my missus goes nuts. Perfectly acceptable etiquette if you're in the shower, to pish in the shower B) Wholly unacceptable behaviour IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I pish in the shower and my missus goes nuts. Perfectly acceptable etiquette if you're in the shower, to pish in the shower B) You're a feral, brutish beast. An utter animal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I pish in the shower and my missus goes nuts. Perfectly acceptable etiquette if you're in the shower, to pish in the shower B) Are you showering together and craftily giving her a golden shower or is she walking into the shower and being hit by the smell of piss rising from the shower trap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Someone who pishes in the shower is just one step short of crouching down and squeezing one out while they're in there. It's just wrong. Sicko. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You anti-shower pissers are a disgrace. What do you do if you happen to need a pish in the shower? Jump out and soak the bathroom floor or stop, dry yourself, do a slash and then jump back in? I seriously worry about men these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You anti-shower pissers are a disgrace. What do you do if you happen to need a pish in the shower? Jump out and soak the bathroom floor or stop, dry yourself, do a slash and then jump back in? I seriously worry about men these days. I'd like to believe you're old enough to hold it in until you got out the shower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I used to pee in the sink in my room in halls, and spew in it when drunk/hungover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You anti-shower pissers are a disgrace. What do you do if you happen to need a pish in the shower? Jump out and soak the bathroom floor or stop, dry yourself, do a slash and then jump back in? I seriously worry about men these days. Bladder control. What do you do if you need a sh*te in the shower though? Poke it down the plug hole with your toes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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