Hedgecutter Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 More pressing matters now. I ordered a new king size electric blanket (£69.99, decent gear) as the old one was fucked. It arrived today (Amazon) and Mrs mozza texted to say that it was in a big box and quite heavy. Got home, opened said large box and the daft c***s have sent me four of them. Checked my order and I definitely only ordered one. Will they come chasing or should I get these bad boys on Gumtree/EBay pronto? I ordered a giant compost bin from them a year ago and got two of them. Not heard anything back, which sucks as I've had nightmares every night about them coming to reclaim what is now my friend's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 More pressing matters now. I ordered a new king size electric blanket (£69.99, decent gear) as the old one was fucked. It arrived today (Amazon) and Mrs mozza texted to say that it was in a big box and quite heavy. Got home, opened said large box and the daft c***s have sent me four of them. Checked my order and I definitely only ordered one. Will they come chasing or should I get these bad boys on Gumtree/EBay pronto? Holy shit. People under the age of 70 use electric blankets now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 An old chap from Kinghorn passed away in bed with the electric blanket on, three weeks later when he was found the fire brigade had to ladle him out of the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 More pressing matters now. I ordered a new king size electric blanket (£69.99, decent gear) as the old one was fucked. It arrived today (Amazon) and Mrs mozza texted to say that it was in a big box and quite heavy. Got home, opened said large box and the daft c***s have sent me four of them. Checked my order and I definitely only ordered one. Will they come chasing or should I get these bad boys on Gumtree/EBay pronto? Biggie would knock your cùnt in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Biggie would knock your cùnt in. How many no shows is Moz on now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Zero. Forgive me, I must have you muxed ip wi some c**t else. Definitely an Aberdeen fan though. Wha is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Nah it is me but he never turns up. Just ask Shiela Wong* fae the Tip Top. * names have been changed to protect the innocent. Toby Lang's cousin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Toby Lang's cousin? Dead meat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 image.jpg Dead meat! "PAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNN" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 More pressing matters now. I ordered a new king size electric blanket (£69.99, decent gear) as the old one was fucked. It arrived today (Amazon) and Mrs mozza texted to say that it was in a big box and quite heavy. Got home, opened said large box and the daft c***s have sent me four of them. Checked my order and I definitely only ordered one. Will they come chasing or should I get these bad boys on Gumtree/EBay pronto? Keep them for a month, if you don't hear anything flog them. Or keep them as interesting mementos for your children in case you pish yourself and fry along with your good wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Keep them for a month, if you don't hear anything flog them. Or keep them as interesting mementos for your children in case you pish yourself and fry along with your good wife. Schoolboy error, Bairny. Any man who buys electric blankets sleeps alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Schoolboy error, Bairny. Any man who buys electric blankets sleeps alone. He maybe alone, but he's toasty as f**k. One of the joys in life is getting into a cold bed and shimmying about like a dying fish to heat yourself up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Thanks for all the advice folks. Looks like they'll be coming to a Bargain Basement near you soon. (They've got dual controls and fleece and everything). Is your wife still a learner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Is your wife still a learner? No, she's very experienced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Nah it is me but he never turns up. Just ask Shiela Wong* fae the Tip Top. * names have been changed to protect the innocent. Lies. also, 'an electric blanket' Edited October 7, 2015 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Do you want to buy one or not? I can bring it along to the Tip Top if need be? Whats the price? Edited October 7, 2015 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Whats the price? Being called a pish stained auld c**t for the rest of eternity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 An electric blanket Mozza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Electric Blankets? I even scoff if the wife suggests a hot water bottle. Thermal Jim Jams are the way forward to keep warm but also keep your dignity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 All these folk laughing at Mozza getting cold at night won't be laughing when they get to his age and their blood starts thinning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.