BFTD Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Moths - when's the last time you saw a moth? Haven't seen one of those things for ages - are they still a thing? Open your bedroom window and leave the lights on at night. You'll see plenty. They might chew on your missus' jammies, so probably for the best if she takes them off before bed. Can't be too careful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Open your bedroom window and leave the lights on at night. You'll see plenty. They might chew on your missus' jammies, so probably for the best if she takes them off before bed. Can't be too careful. PR capital V. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Im a busy man, Dave. Things to do, places to be, people to meet. I'll make no apologies for recycling an old gag. None whatsoever. A picture is worth a thousand words, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Anyway, raiding my old mans drinks cabinet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 At what point in the future can we start pointing out to Celtic fans that Ronny Delia was only fired because he wasn't a 'Celtic' man despite his stellar record of bringing home titles, as opposed to him being fucking shite? Next week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 QQ... FAO Grimbo Were you walking along the waterfront earlier between Newhaven/Leith, talking loudly at a wmobile phone? Was I limping & smelling slightly of cussons talcum powder? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Was I limping & smelling slightly of cussons talcum powder? Grimbo Been breaking in the new gimp suit, Grimmy? It's a bugger, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Been breaking in the new gimp suit, Grimmy? It's a bugger, eh? Never thought I'd find anything more irritating to my skin than the plastic Beatles wig I found as a kid. Dees you know where I can get a 2nd hand gimp suit from, I'm never going BNWT again. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 BNWT? Beenage Nutant Winja Turtles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Not meaning to excite anyone, but...Butt Naked Wheeled Thalidomite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Never thought I'd find anything more irritating to my skin than the plastic Beatles wig I found as a kid. Dees you know where I can get a 2nd hand gimp suit from, I'm never going BNWT again. Grimbo In you're size? Best suggestion, of the top of my head, is get on eBay and search for an s-tank. Then find yourself a good seamstress, who happens to specialise in heavy rubber. Regards, The twa Dees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Not meaning to excite anyone, but...Butt Naked Wheeled Thalidomite?The only person your exciting is that pervert above your post. Pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 The only person your exciting is that pervert above your post. Pervert. One more than normal, at least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 What happened to Sickipedia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 BNWT? Beenage Nutant Winja Turtles? Brand new with tags, I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Do you get points on your license for driving the wrong way on a one way street? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Do you get points on your license for driving the wrong way on a one way street? Not if you were reversing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Not if you were reversing.You would do if you were speeding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Is there a finer hair metal song than Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Is there a finer hair metal song than Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue? It's certainly better than Cherry Pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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